Baller move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Tucson

Today, I got laid off. Walking out of the building, I saw someone on crutches and thought, "Hey, at least I can still walk." Two hours later, I blew out my knee playing basketball. FML
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shyeahh_fml 19

Now you can be that guy on crutches that makes other people feel better about their situations! But I agree, that really does suck.

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bandofsand 10

That blows. Lay off the exercise for a while.

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shyeahh_fml 19

Now you can be that guy on crutches that makes other people feel better about their situations! But I agree, that really does suck.

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then000bster 16

So his life sucks because he got laid off? What about the bad karma? I thought we were a heartless community that says, down goes the guy who deserved it.

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Chelsea_bella 20

At least he's still alive? I hope i didn't jinx him.

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AKGirlinSD 20

That's happened to me. With all sorts of medical issues I have, I always boasted that I'd never broken a bone. Last year, I broke my wrist and a few months later, I broke my ankle and leg. I jinxed myself big time!

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iammeorami 25

POSITIVE ENERGY!!!!

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bandofsand 10

That blows. Lay off the exercise for a while.

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iLike2Teabag 27

20 - I think he's making a reference to the lay-off.

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GuessWhatKids 13

25 - Also blowing out your knee/ that blows. Clever puns, but nobody got them D;

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Saddyohh 13

Be happy with what you have because there's no warning most times when you might lose it.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

At least you're still aliv-*gets shot*

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untouchable763 10

Wow talk about bad luck. I would not gamble today, maybe even wait a week.

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morella_xx 29

I wouldn't gamble at all, given that he's unemployed with finite funds.

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AlexaWuzHere 31

The good news is that after hard times, there's good times. Heal up, take a break, then get back out there and find a better job.(:

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shyeahh_fml 19

I've always heard that bad things come in threes. This is only two...

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klovemachine 24

Hopefully his girlfriend didn't leave him because he wanted to split up the household chores :-O

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rakusu_klein 24

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emag_eht 18

I don't see what OP did wrong according to the FML. It's not bad to say you're grateful that you're an abled person.

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KeXu 6

I think 7 is just too used to those karma FMLs

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DanielleinDC 33

This isn't karma. OP was thinking his situation could be a lot worse when he saw someone on crutches and then found himself in pretty much the same situation after he hurt his knee.

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AnyaS 19

He was looking on the bright side and then had it ruined by an ironic situation. How is that karma? It's sad.

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Kaoticwolf 17

maybe you should read he said i thought he didint say it aloud like a asshole

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Albanic 7

Get better and don't loose your positivity even though it's hard

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StanSmith2013 26

That my American friend is what us Brits call, Sods Law.

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itsjusyme 11

Good luck finding another job, I hope it gets better from now, sometimes you need to hit the bottom so you can rise back up!

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karlcolt45 19

I thought myself unfortunate when I had no shoes, until I saw the man with no feet...who had stolen my shoes

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wjh100 13

isn't that like right out of street Jesus by areosmith?

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