New name just dropped

By firefliiez - 15/11/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said, "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML
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ashiezorz 2

You're the dick who suggested 'Sausage Face'.

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aback 4

Why give him the ammo? Just tell him, "Okay. You call me Pup, and I'll call you Dickless".

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SykoOne 0

LMFAOO , well , you diserved it man :)

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The_Pleb 0

Sorry ill let you finish but.... Diserved is an incorrect spelling. It should be "deserved" Thankyou and I hope I helped.

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ParaplegicPony 0

Haha wow you're a prick. and on topic, I thought bowling alleys only allowed 4 letters for the name?

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renaet 0

Some only display 3 to 4 letters but you can insert your full name. Usually only the newer Brunswick alleys have this feature though.

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myfriend_youfail 3

Sorry to call you a hypocrite, but the word is "I'll", not "ill". We mustn't forget our punctuation. ;)

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fringle 0

And also Thank You is two words. Aha!

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Watchmaker 2

Also, "sorry" should have a comma after it, and a number of periods are needed in that post, to say nothing of ending a sentence fragment in a 4-period attempt at an ellipsis. I understand people critiquing grammar and/or spelling on this site, but they should learn to do it without making errors themselves. (and I think I comma spliced here; forgive me, spirits of english teachers past)

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FreddyLunch 0

You shouldn't put a comma before an "and", it's bad grammar. "I understand people critiquing grammar and/or spelling on this site, but they should learn to do it without making errors themselves."

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rangerx 0

The comma before the "and" in the first sentence is appropriate, because the "and" is acting as a coordinating conjunction for a compound sentence. You can determine this, because both clauses being linked are independent.

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juicyfruit23 0

are people seriously correcting the grammar? wow.

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guitarman1998 0

none lifee at allz!...

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jasonsaied 1

haha y would the op suggest "sausage face"?

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V4ZQU3Z 0

63 cuz she likes the sausege in her face! Yeee XD

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ashiezorz 2

You're the dick who suggested 'Sausage Face'.

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flighted 1

well, sausage face IS a better name than 'Pup.'

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pleura 0

Ugh, exes. Still, you did walk right into that.

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cheezeits 0

seriously! Pup is an endearing nickname.

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marc_with_a_c 3

Hahaha well at least your ex listens to what you tell him ;)

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allie2590 31

It's better than something like "evil bitch."

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rosemary_fml 5

i see why he's your ex.

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