Barbie squeaks

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Switzerland - Ruschlikon

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Today, my boyfriend told me I sound like a squeaky toy during sex, and asked if I could get it under control because it creeps him out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 489
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Yet if the boyfriend silently suffered all of you would say to tell her. Grow up people he didn't do anything wrong. No one is 'grateful' for bad sex. He said it creeps him out, and asked her to stop. He gets a vote on how he wants sex too.

This is tough, namely because I had one solitary experience during which the woman screamed like a literal banshee and freaked me the **** out because 1) I thought I was hurting her and 2) other people can hear that shit and may think I'm raping the chick. My best advice would be to talk to him about it. If he has unreasonable expectations, then ... well, you know what to do.

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An audio clip of how you sound is needed... For research purposes

corky1992 33

At least he was honest. He could have been a little nicer about it though.

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The pain ones are the best, especially when she cries " no daddy "

hipposteve 21

intimacy is important in a happy relationship.. I hope you find someone who appreciates all of you !

Why is it that what SHE wants is the only important part? What HE feels is important too. If it honestly creeps him out then it's not enjoyable for him.

itsjulia16 4

The douchebag move isn't the fact he doesn't like her noises cause well if he doesn't like it that's his own preference but it sounds like he could have handled it a lot better when telling her that...how would you like being told you sound like a "squeaky toy"...he should have said it in a nice way at the very least...sounds like a douche to me...

ronnixoxo 18

wow, this makes me appreciate my squeaky hiccups. (:

Just tell him to kiss you? Or bite him to avoid sounding so squeaky. I only "squeak during an ****** but you can control how your moan comes out. At least he was being honest instead of losing a boner and having you complain about something else on fml

Here's a different take because now I wonder if the squeaking is coming from upstairs or downstairs. Sometimes trapped air in the passage can make strange noises as its being displaced and it's not too far of a stretch to imagine a squeaking sound from there.

Here comes half the comment section calling for a breakup