Barbie squeaks
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Switzerland - Ruschlikon
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Well he's definitely not a hound dog. Elvis would be ashamed.
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Show it anywayI'm going to go on a limb and say that you haven't had a lasting relationship.
Not with a waist like that. She probably doesn't stick around long enough to get feedback.
No sex no squeak, problem solved.
Problem solved? You mean OP shall never have sex for the rest of her life so she won't squeak again and that's your brilliant solution?
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Show it anywayDamn. The boyfriend is being honest. Obviously he still wants to **** her which is why he confronted her about it. At least he has the balls to tell her and not just break up with her over it. In which case you would all be like "he's a douche, he shoulda told you"
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Show it anywayAnother comment about someone being sorry for themselves cuz they ain't getting any get over yourself
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Show it anywayLmao now, it's called honesty and communicating as a couple should do. Being a douche would be breaking up with her for that.
5, are you perfect in bed? No? Then don't be so quick to judge others. I'm glad this guy at least communicated with OP.
I think the FML is more about finding out she sounds creepy in bed, even if her boyfriend is the most tactful person in the world it's still a sad thing to find out. Fortunately most people deal with bruised egos by learning and getting over it rather than ditching the people who are honest with them.
see thats why people always say "just be yourself" cuz then everybody can easily know that you are a bad person
I have several thoughts on this- were you aware that you did that? If so, it is for his benefit? If it's just natural then talk to him about it... Communication is the key to a great sex life.
Isn't that what they do in ****?
fatal4life
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How would you know?
Cause many girls watch ****.
They do actually
it's annoying there to.
This is tough, namely because I had one solitary experience during which the woman screamed like a literal banshee and freaked me the **** out because 1) I thought I was hurting her and 2) other people can hear that shit and may think I'm raping the chick. My best advice would be to talk to him about it. If he has unreasonable expectations, then ... well, you know what to do.
Hey, at least she didn't call you someone else
Still one of the most awkward moments of my life. I have been called someone else before by a girl I was dating, but not during sex.
Yet if the boyfriend silently suffered all of you would say to tell her. Grow up people he didn't do anything wrong. No one is 'grateful' for bad sex. He said it creeps him out, and asked her to stop. He gets a vote on how he wants sex too.
Finally, an unbiased comment! People forget that sexual intercourse is a *mutual* experience. If one person is always doing what the other wants, then it ceases to be enjoyable.
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People also forget the don't have to agree with the OP.
Good on the boyfriend for communicating, but it's still embarrassing and kinda sucks for op. F both their lives.
He's not a bad boyfriend for communicating that something makes him uncomfortable. Imagine how awkward it must be to have sex with someone that makes weird noises. If it's something he really can't tolerate then he'll have to get over it or move on, but it doesn't mean that he's a douche for not liking to stick it in a "squeaky toy". Y'all are the douches for being so quick to judge.
Don't hate. Squeaky toys need loving too.
he could be less of a **** though. “belittling” is not the same as “communicating” their boundaries. imma be slow to judge, hmmmm, that yea he’s still a ****
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Yet if the boyfriend silently suffered all of you would say to tell her. Grow up people he didn't do anything wrong. No one is 'grateful' for bad sex. He said it creeps him out, and asked her to stop. He gets a vote on how he wants sex too.
This is tough, namely because I had one solitary experience during which the woman screamed like a literal banshee and freaked me the **** out because 1) I thought I was hurting her and 2) other people can hear that shit and may think I'm raping the chick. My best advice would be to talk to him about it. If he has unreasonable expectations, then ... well, you know what to do.