Baseless accusation!

By Nasturtium - 04/09/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I threw up due to food poisoning. Despite my fever and pain, my wife is completely convinced it was from secretly drinking, and I am now "PERMANENTLY FORBIDDEN" from drinking anything alcoholic. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12

you're only permanently forbidden if you allow it. you're not her property.. tell her no

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Yudith 24

That's going to be a fun one at parties. "Sorry, I can't drink this beer/wine/cocktail because my wife mistook my food poisoning for alcohol poisoning last year."

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

If you’re going to give her that much control over you, you pretty much deserve it.

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Crowned Sataness 12

you're only permanently forbidden if you allow it. you're not her property.. tell her no

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Yudith 24

That's going to be a fun one at parties. "Sorry, I can't drink this beer/wine/cocktail because my wife mistook my food poisoning for alcohol poisoning last year."

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Go out and drink so much that you throw up. So she learns the difference in the symptoms.

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