Intimacy: Uh oh

Uh oh

By Anonymous - 18/11/2018 22:00

Today, I needed some contact lens solution, so I left my room to look in my sister's room to see if she had any. I walked in to see my mom sucking my dad off on her bed. They didn't see me so I walked away, but the image is engraved in my mind forever now. FML

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By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

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By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

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By WTF - 05/09/2009 22:11 - United States

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By danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML

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By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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soupram 6

Sunday 18 November 2018 22:18

Hopefully the image is blurry if you weren't wearing contacts?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 18 November 2018 22:10

Do you let your sister know what goes on on her bed?

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 18 November 2018 22:10

Do you let your sister know what goes on on her bed?

acmariner99 25

Sunday 18 November 2018 22:12

That ... sucks.

soupram 6

Sunday 18 November 2018 22:18

Hopefully the image is blurry if you weren't wearing contacts?

Christopher Cunningham 9

Sunday 18 November 2018 22:22

Maybe try and blow the image from your head with something else.

ohsnapword 21

Sunday 18 November 2018 22:30

As if the acidic contact lens solution didn't burn your eyes enough.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Sunday 18 November 2018 22:32

What the Wonder what happens in your bed when you're not in Maybe bring someone home and bonk in their bed see how they like it

Veroswen 3

Sunday 18 November 2018 23:29

That's such crap they would do it on your sister's bed. Yeah they pay for it, but they could show some common decency.

1ninjanina 7

Monday 19 November 2018 0:05

Were they doing it with the door open?

Deez_Knots 10

Monday 19 November 2018 0:22

Just imagine what happens on your bed when you’re not there

Chazzster 28

Monday 19 November 2018 0:23

OP, that’s uncomfortable but it’s a lot less bad than many things that could have been taking place. At least Mom and Dad still love each other and enjoy a healthy sex life.