Bear with me

By bear food - 08/01/2014 04:37 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
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isallwaysme 27

they're right. they dont have to outrun the bear, they just have to outrun you

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steffidallasbfl 16

Never be the first to fall asleep op... Never.

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dawood_k 27

Well what you don't know won't hurt you. You were sleeping it off

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masterof1 7

AH OH AH OH A A A A AH OH AH OH A A A A sacrifice

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sehrgutmann 19

yeahhhh I wouldn't go camping with them again...

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JMichael 25

Don't your friends know that bears normally don't attack unless provoked?

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RedPillSucks 31

Or unless they're hungry

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sdroze1389 31

logic dictates that the bear would have ignored you over them. feel comfort in their stupidity. they moved you further away from food and light, you seem more feral that way.

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perdix 29

Hey, at least they didn't put your hand in warm water.

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emirie 21

I don't know about you, but I'd rather pee my pants than get eaten by a bear.

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blackonblight 32

You think the bear would eat a person when there's probably a bunch of junk food not ten feet away? Bear's gonna murder the twinkies.

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Kindeyu1005 14

I agree with emirie

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