Beautiful

By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
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sourgirl101 28

Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not ******* blue.

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sourgirl101 28

Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not ******* blue.

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jbuckets_404 38

Your BF sure is an idiot! Everybody knows that "boobs" rhymes much better with "blue." [/s]

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TexasKitten79 6

That's hilarious. I hope you had a sense of humor about it.

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bloopaloop 27

Shall I compare thee to a summers day? Thou art more hairy and less hot. Young men do comb the beach for babes in May, But for thou I doth think not. Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines But one drink with thee is all to long a date. So I bid adieu but I opine, Is one cow all thou hath ate? Thy non eternal cute face shall fade And lose possession of the **** belowest. You’ll own a heard of cats I am afraid If thou don’t find a blind man to blowest. As long as men can breathe or eyes can see Just be a succubus, as this gives life to thee.

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Wadlaen 23

He's a keeper!😂💕

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sophiehelen 32

If it's any consolation he didn't write that, he just copied it.

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