Religion and Love: Because I said so - FML

Because I said so

By thesparrow - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl whom I have loved for 4 years told me that she loved me too and would like to spend her life with me. This was before she told me that God did not want us to be together. FML

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Top comments

kk_fml 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 4:07

she sounds like a loser

anna16_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:14

well i had a friend from k-9th grade who told me that god didnt want us to be friends anymore and well honestly if shes hearing jesus in her head i dont think i want to be friends with her either

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geovanni 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:09

WTF?

cookiemobzta 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:00

you should beat her like a grown man.

whEEzy03 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 4:14

She is religious?

asher888 11

Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:14

Ouch FYL, hate the die hards, I am Christian myself but find the die hard abstenance stuff and all completely stupid.

ddawgg5523 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 5:10

11 *ahem* u r a ******* asshole who think should burn in hell. :) have a good day and remember God hears everything

ddawgg5523 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 5:12

same goes for every ****** atheist out there u self proclaimed " rational" dick faced assholes

rhcpalex93 0

Friday 23 July 2010 14:05

woaj

rakethewidower 0

Monday 2 August 2010 21:00

I hope your a troll

rakethewidower 0

Monday 2 August 2010 21:02

I hope YOU'RE a troll

Poepiepiesie 3

Saturday 7 August 2010 12:10

Shave your pubes into a cross and tell her that it is a sign of gawd.

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