Embarrassing, Education and Miscellaneous: Been there, done that - FML

Been there, done that

By randomgirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

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You deserved it 15 025

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2022 16:00 - United States - Stephenville

Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 452

You deserved it 729

By Shelly - 14/12/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 971

You deserved it 34 060

By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 312

You deserved it 16 543

By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 700

You deserved it 22 315

Slipping up

By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML

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You deserved it 48 500

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 17:00

Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML

I agree, your life sucks 525

You deserved it 170

C'est la langue de l'amour!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 091

You deserved it 456

By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 05:00

Today, I accidentally called a student in my 10th grade English class "David" instead of "Dylan". Without thinking, I said, "I'm sorry, I just have a lot of d's in my life!". All of my students broke out in mortified laughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 986

You deserved it 1 099

By Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 721

You deserved it 631

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 48 063

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lsd_25 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:45

she better at least be hot

perdix 29

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:47

Well, I guess she knows what kind of extra-credit projects you'd be interested in.

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nabila21 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:26

wow that's a fAil.... :( I feel xtra bad 4 u

rahrah765765 11

Sunday 8 January 2012 10:01

My maths teacher would call me babe-ra sometimes... My name is Barbara! It was very awkward and I tried not to acknowledge it. Sometimes its force of habit - I sometimes scream my boyfriends name when my dog has done something wrong. Your teacher would now have another funny story to tell at home... You are now known as the babe kid to your teachers family and friends

kphippie 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 10:56

Haha this is so great

rthieka 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 13:23

The teacher must be super HOT!

HeYa_BBZ_xxxx 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 13:51

uuugh wasn't the seventh a saturday..? :P

storywriter 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:19

Think yourself lucky, I once said to my teacher " Sir, my computer is being a d***o" Luckily, I didn't get told off, he just told me to mind my language. It has made me cringe to think about it ever since :/

HaleyXx_fml 11

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:28

One time I called my teacher babe too... I said it was an accident... It wasn't, he was hot.

blink978 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:39

Im so used to calling my gf babe, that somtimes i slip and call my mom babe.

L3g4lPl4typus 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 19:05

Could be worse; you could have called her "mom"

XxdaniixX14 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:13

umm since the op is a girl ... was the teacher a guy? x.x either way I wouldn't wanna be in you're shoes.

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Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML

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Today, I was at church with some friends and our counselor, who had recently came back from Taiwan. I was born there and love to visit, so I immediately exclaimed, "How lucky!" A few seconds of awkward silence later, he said, "I was visiting my dad who was just diagnosed with cancer." FML

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Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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Today, a coworker told my manager that I and another girl were plotting to get her fired at the end of the month. She actually believed her. Now we're suspended without pay for two weeks for conspiracy. FML

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You deserved it 2 848

Today, my boyfriend got me and a male colleague written up. He thinks I’m having a affair because I made a cake and bought a present for his birthday. He made up a story and told my boss that we’re fucking. My colleague ended up getting transferred to another unit. Hope you’re happy now, babe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 054

You deserved it 380

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 970

You deserved it 18 557

Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML

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You deserved it 6 661