Before you get mad…

By Anonyme - 05/12/2018 03:30 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, my wife came home and said, "Before you go into the garage, let me tell you what happened…" She was stopped at a traffic light and when it turned green, she stepped on the gas, but the truck in front of her didn't. The grill was smashed and the car has a 3-inch hole in the bumper. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

Unfortunately, I think her impatience puts her at fault for this one. If she traded info with the truck driver, you could be footing the bill for the repairs to both vehicles.

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PhoenixChick 26

You wife pronounces "I rear ended someone because I'm a moron" funny

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Unfortunately, I think her impatience puts her at fault for this one. If she traded info with the truck driver, you could be footing the bill for the repairs to both vehicles.

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PhoenixChick 26

You "think" her impatientce puts her at fault? She flat our rear ended someone when they were both stopped. First time drivers know you don't just hit the gas and hope the cars ahead of you start moving when you want to go.

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RichardPencil 30

Dump her! You deserve better! I hope you mean EX-wife! Too much?

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onestep1996 14

No, seems about the right amount compared to how people usually react on this site

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RichardPencil 30

I need to switch to decaf!!!! Why so many exclamation points?!?!?!?

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TumblrweedPasses 11

Time for a driving lesson i think Sadly it's on her if it comes to paying out for both damages

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PhoenixChick 26

You wife pronounces "I rear ended someone because I'm a moron" funny

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Venom1999 19

So (no offense), your wife can't drive.

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1ninjanina 7

Someone needs a lesson in patience, being aware of the driver in front of you, and defensive driving. For perspective, I am a little bit of an aggressive driver, but not to the point of stupidity.

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GUYMAINE 16

Well the upside, you get to pay for it

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zuckerburg 21

That's what happens when you're on your cellphone instead of looking in-front of you. Doesn't count if you see a light change in your peripherals

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Was she playing on her phone or something? Idiot... if this was her posting the story, I'd say YDI for sure. I'm a female and even I say most women can't drive. Almost every accident video I see involves a woman or some moron playing on their damn phone. One of my major pet peeves.

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