Cars and Transportation: AAA, hello?

AAA, hello?

By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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You deserved it 3 105

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 857

You deserved it 233

This is going to be my fault, isn't it?

By jpaylay - 07/06/2022 04:00

Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 787

You deserved it 119

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 943

You deserved it 56 307

By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 766

You deserved it 5 713

By Two wrecks one car - 20/08/2018 16:30 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, a woman pulled out in front me and I couldn't avoid hitting her. When we pulled off on the side of the road to inspect the damage, she backed into me. My car is only a month old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 113

You deserved it 157

By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 048

You deserved it 2 608

By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 015

You deserved it 1 680

By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 723

You deserved it 356

Didn't see ya there

By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 185

You deserved it 102 525

Happy Feet

By Anonymous - 12/10/2019 00:01

Today, an old lady rear ended my car the light. Her explanation was, "It's a new car, and when I take my foot off the break, it just rolls forward all on its own! I don't know what's wrong with it!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 761

You deserved it 105

KoalaBear10 7

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:03

Aw, hope she didn't just drive away >.>

free2speak 14

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:07

there is a thing called "horn" in the middle of your steering wheel. you don't just stare, you honk that bitch really loudly and hope that she isn't a deaf old lady.

Comments

KoalaBear10 7

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:03

Aw, hope she didn't just drive away >.>

grizzvolleyball9 4

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:10

Damn old lady.. just kidding! But now seriously..

ImJustNotBlack 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:13

Sue the ****** American style

WeeGee_fml 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:17

wat if she's asian

ImJustNotBlack 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:20

Would it matter what race she was?

morgan320 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:24

And then jail her american style: Handcuff her tight while throwing her onto the car in a massive speed.

smee_hee 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:31

damn that sucks

impregnator 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:43

then bomb her home while your looking for oil. American Style

fml_psl 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:51

Ya true

nmitche95 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:06

was she Asian?

RavenRiley007 4

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:49

did u see her license plate mate? pretty sure she's worth more than dentures :D

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Thursday 31 March 2011 8:40

yeah sue her and take all of her money so she can't make mortgage payments and the bank forecloses on her house, American style.

largefoofighter 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 11:47

that woeks

largefoofighter 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 11:49

or works

insanesna1l 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 11:55

I've had that happen except it was a young woman and she kept driving. Cops told me it wasn't worth persuing as I was fine and the legal costs would out way the damages

NovemberJuliette 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 12:26

isaw that happen today iwas walking home from school then she sped off after breaking the headlights and almost ran me over

dre_bro11 12

Thursday 31 March 2011 13:53

LOL! A similar story happened in Australia today... this lil' old lady reversed straight out of her car spot, through a fence, onto and across the road managing to dodge all traffic, and into a construction site. They reckon they should charge her, I think she should win an award for the amazing stunt driving.

tulsafml 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 20:02

she probably died. so you can't sue really

joe_says_so 0

Friday 1 April 2011 4:46

You can always try.

KJLD5 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:03

hmm. what a geezer. tell her to get in kitchen? works with my daughter

impregnator 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:41

works with my sister

urdirtyolduncle 15

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:46

works with my GF

morgan320 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:05

Works with my dog.

anakaren_831 1

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:15

Works with my gay brother.

DiamondFinish 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 9:16

#61 win

sarah48_fml 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 10:27

lol 61!

DocBastard 38

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:09

HAHA! Misogyny is so funnay! Morons.

tulsafml 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 20:18

Works with my wife

KJLD5 0

Friday 1 April 2011 3:27

omg doc commented on my thinger

funnyFMLSplz 0

Friday 1 April 2011 6:02

works with my mom.

KJLD5 0

Monday 4 April 2011 6:11

works with my fiance

Duh_WINNING 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:06

lol.... That sucks

Tuesdays76 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:13

I think OP is lucky as hell! My cars bumper is in rather bad shape. Some half crazy old lady ramming into the front of my car is just what I need, because then I get a new bumper at the expense of her insurance company that she won't have to pay for anymore because her license will be revoked.

browntiga 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:39

lol doesn't you insurance go up even if it wasn't your old ad doesn't the value of your car go down because it has been in an accident?

No_LoveMM 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 13:59

Who the hell is this guy?

hiyourcute 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:06

Gotta watch out for those crazy old ladies...

techweed 12

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:14

sue her dentures off!!!!!

free2speak 14

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:07

there is a thing called "horn" in the middle of your steering wheel. you don't just stare, you honk that bitch really loudly and hope that she isn't a deaf old lady.

Monjara 4

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:27

What makes you think they didn't honk? Quit assuming...

jawman 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:27

maybe she wasnt in her car

morgan320 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:28

But OP didn't feel horny.

TalkSick 2

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:56

^ :o hahaha

browntiga 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:37

mayb the person wasn't in the car and saw the old lady crash into his/her car

Paws_Cat 29

Sunday 1 February 2015 20:10

What if OP's horn doesn't work?

IrishWildMan 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:07

It was intentional. She heard what you said about her sweet potato pie.

jblovee02 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:07

why didn't you do anything

ugliness 6

Thursday 31 March 2011 10:14

it's hard to stop oblivious people driving cars, unless op could bend space and stop the ladies car there was little op could do...

PeeNaught 3

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:24

I was thinking that too, also OP, utter horror, I'll be mocking that, and at least the damage wasn't worse I mean please come on I think you overreacted just a bit...

nhlnba2 6

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:08

Somebody had a senior moment.

WeeGee_fml 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:19

more like a blonde one OP coulda honked the horn

DeviousAngel 13

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:11

Why is it always seniors that are terrible drivers? (Not all of them). They're the ones that have been on the road for the longest...

KoalaBear10 7

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:17

Sadly, their reflexes and senses have deteriorated :p

ironwords 8

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:44

because your mind starts to die first

DeviousAngel 13

Thursday 31 March 2011 6:55

Thank you, kartilino, but no, I'm not stupid. Many older people don't even have an excuse. I know my own grandma doesn't, she just has road rage. Obviously their eyesight, hearing, thinking process, etc. doesn't always work as well anymore. But that doesn't apply to every older human being.

Tuesdays76 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 7:06

Your right, bit most do. The rest don't live long enough to see that happen. It's not like saying elderly people are generally worse drivers is meant to be offensive. It's a sad fact.