Miscellaneous: Belter

Belter

By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 22:29 - Canada

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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You deserved it 49 566

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Your song

By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 624

You deserved it 5 028

By RedFace - 05/04/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 126

You deserved it 35 420

By CA19oo - 16/01/2012 03:08 - United States

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 689

You deserved it 42 586

By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 074

You deserved it 37 195

Overrated

By Guessmynameismarythenhuh - 17/04/2022 06:00

Today, out of pure boredom, I decided to listen to the soundtrack from a musical. When I got to the love song, I thought about my anxiety and where I stood with this one guy, and ended up crying to myself. The musical was Jesus Christ Superstar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 668

You deserved it 277

Hang in there

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 705

You deserved it 34 674

Waxing lyrical

By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 04:00

Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 146

You deserved it 1 035

By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 612

You deserved it 36 976

"If I could turn back time…"

By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 505

You deserved it 994

Make an entrance, not a scene

By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 753

You deserved it 344

needleinmypants_fml 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:42

YDI loser. people paid to hear them play not to hear you fail.

Timmo_fml 2

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:41

Well, I guess that's one way to audition!

Comments

keepmeonthedl 7

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:46

haha that's something I would do

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:47

You should have been courteous to the people around you ydi op.

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:48

You shouldn't be belting it out in the first place. If you were sitting next to me, I would have slapped you with a piece of bologna.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:27

Somehow, this comment is hot. Sorry, FFML.

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:32

I know. I'm kinky and I try to make all the local guys and gals as hot as I can. Wait around and I'll take my top off.

zp5 4

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:33

yes 67 slapping someone with a piece of bologna is VERY sexy. no really. it is.

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:41

Of course it is, 78. He was joking, you prude.

zp5 4

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:53

I know that.

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:55

I feel like a dick. For some reason, I read that last part as "no really, it isn't" My apologies!

zp5 4

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:59

that's alright lol no need to feel like a dick.

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:48

ydi for thinking it was highschool musical sing-a-long

flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:51

High school musical.... who says we gotta let it go....... let go and siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingggggggggggggggg!! lol XD

brokenclockwork 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:48

wow. never, ever sing along loudly to songs in any circumstance; something like this might happen.

epictoaster12 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 3:16

lol what u said

Hgielad_720 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:52

OP, you're a loser and you fail at life. :)

zach055 23

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:57

The moment I read this I knew that it was written by a girl, because only a girl would be this stupid.

Hgielad_720 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:11

Wow, that's a little harsh and sexist. Don't ya think?

Abbey_Mae 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:29

*walks up to #31* *hangs up "Don't Feed the Troll" sign* *walks away*

iRyanJr 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:37

#31 Win. A guy wouldn't be at a musicial in the first place. Let alone sing out loud. My #1 thought is, why was this WOMEN out of the freakin' kitchen?!

Blaw023 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:01

You're an idiot case closed

Sammara 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:05

A musical? As in, a musical play? Singing along is totally inappropriate at any musical play (barring the few crappy ones that encourage it) in the first place. You would have pissed off the audience, actors, technicians, and anyone else within earshot, even if it hadn't been instrumental. Douche.