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Belter

By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 22:29 - Canada

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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Your song

By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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By RedFace - 05/04/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML

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By CA19oo - 16/01/2012 03:08 - United States

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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Overrated

By Guessmynameismarythenhuh - 17/04/2022 06:00

Today, out of pure boredom, I decided to listen to the soundtrack from a musical. When I got to the love song, I thought about my anxiety and where I stood with this one guy, and ended up crying to myself. The musical was Jesus Christ Superstar. FML

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Hang in there

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML

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Waxing lyrical

By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 04:00

Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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"If I could turn back time…"

By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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Make an entrance, not a scene

By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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needleinmypants_fml 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:42

YDI loser. people paid to hear them play not to hear you fail.

Timmo_fml 2

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:41

Well, I guess that's one way to audition!

Comments

artssfreak 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 6:32

who the **** sings along at a musical? dumbass

FLYiN_CLOUD9 4

Tuesday 12 October 2010 6:42

haaaaa. freak..

ripjohnlennon 5

Tuesday 12 October 2010 6:44

omg!! you fail!! lmao!

Flounder 2

Tuesday 12 October 2010 7:04

YDI...shut the **** up when you're watching a performance, people pay to see the actors not listen to your "quiet" singing turn into full-blown assholery.

NeonAgatha 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 7:18

HeaRTs_Girl 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 7:18

209, yes, I'm on my Blackberry, and attempting to get the FML application always results in this thing freezing. There are only so many times that I can take the battery out without wanting to throw it at the wall shrieking profane and unwholesome words. Christian roommates, you know. ;-)

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 13 October 2010 3:40

Oh, it's okay. Their virgin ears will soon be corrupted. Better prepare 'em for the inevitable!

mR_StAtiiC 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 7:30

this is fake OP saids he sings along quietly to it. if he was so positive how did he not notice no one was singing. and the chorus doesn't start right in the beginning.