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By Anonymous - 27/11/2017 06:00

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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. It would have been great, if a mate of his didn't tell him to put Listerine strips in his mouth first "for the tingle." I've been running cold water over my burning genitals for 15 minutes while he laughs at the door. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 024
You deserved it 628

Same thing different taste

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Sweetlipz 2

Oh hell nawl lol girl i would have f'd him up.. But payback is always great.. Get his a**..

Next time get a rag and wipe down with milk