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Petrol head

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, while on a road trip with my friends, we stopped at a gas station to fill up. While I was pumping gas, a gust of wind blew my hat off and it landed in a puddle of gasoline. When I picked it up, my hands were covered in gasoline, so I smelled like a gas station for the rest of the trip. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 04:34 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML

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By AbsentMindedGal - 21/12/2013 09:07 - United States

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By crazytortise - 06/10/2016 02:40 - United States

Today, I was syphoning some gas from my truck to my friend's car just enough to get to the gas station. I told my friend to let me know when the gas was coming; he said, "Alright." Suddenly, I got a mouth full of gas because he was on his phone taking a video of me. He got the whole thing. FML

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By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By LanaStidolph - 02/12/2017 06:00

Today, I bought shampoos and household chemicals and was heading home on my bike when it started to rain. I felt a weird burning sensation down my back so I stopped and got off the bike. My backpack and jeans were covered in foam. FML

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By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00

Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 09:00 - Canada - Sherkston

Today, while driving the 45 minutes to work, I let out some gas, only to arrive at work and realize I'd sharted. I couldn’t tell because my seat heater was on. FML

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Thaylok 17

Thursday 6 April 2023 14:41

At the price (and evaporation rate) of gas, who in their right mind is wasting enough to make a puddle?

D J's MOM 17

Thursday 6 April 2023 12:21

so..... they didn't have a restroom with a sink, soap and water???? or you were just too stupid to think to use it..

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D J's MOM 17

Thursday 6 April 2023 12:21

so..... they didn't have a restroom with a sink, soap and water???? or you were just too stupid to think to use it..

SirEnigM0nk 22

Thursday 6 April 2023 23:50

Gas fumes/doors are pretty damn hard to get rid of. Maybe they tried but didn't make a dent.

Thaylok 17

Thursday 6 April 2023 14:41

At the price (and evaporation rate) of gas, who in their right mind is wasting enough to make a puddle?

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