Hummmmm

By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 16:11 - United States - Spokane

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Today, I went down on my boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I learned. I read in a magazine that if you hum while giving oral, it's supposed to feel good. My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds because I reminded him of his singing toothbrush. FML
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flashback.miss 28

sweet of you to try something new to please your boyfriend, though.

367 6
Wizardo 33

Maybe you should try one of those low, deep throaty hums, that should do the job properly and blow his brains away...

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flashback.miss 28

sweet of you to try something new to please your boyfriend, though.

367 6
Voij 16

What if those were lyrics? *off to write a song*

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michaelaranda 28

Its actually what the guy is supposed to do to his woman.

3 25
NoNamesFree 8

Your pictures is gonna give me nightmares...

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ottokat 15

@29, really because last I checked, a relationship is a two way street. How it works lies on the shoulders of both people, never just one.

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Jezzikah 11

I think he was just referring to the humming, not just trying it general

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Zeus1070 17

@56 Why are you being thumbed down?? What are people's reasoning behind this.

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hooligyn123 18

because 56 was assuming 29 was saying that just the guy is supposed to go down on his woman. when in fact he was meaning the humming making oral feel better... which 29 still missed the mark...

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BodyCountEndless 20

Semen is actually good for your teeth, so he's not wrong

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michelleJ11 25

What does that have to do with anything..?

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

is it really? or did a bunch of guys make it up?

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happle 21

I read an article claiming that the regular consumption of semen reduces the risk of breast cancer. Of course it was fake.

32 1
nurchok 15

Perhaps regular consumption via ******? All that shaking while shagging must reduce the chances of best cancer...

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katykoolcat 13

Actually i read scientists have proven semen has anti ageing things in it so, good for face masks apparently.

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Wizardo 33

Maybe you should try one of those low, deep throaty hums, that should do the job properly and blow his brains away...

143 4
clemsi 20

I don't think I will ever be able to watch and or read another Harry Potter book/movie the same way again..

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Blackcatluck 19

I don't know if someone told you this but I think it's time for your to know.... Girls don't have cocks, I know shocking!

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AtomicDiamond87 15

Both these comments make no sense.

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CommonSenseKarma 17

The first one makes perfect sense: Why the **** does a man old enough to have sex have a singing toothbrush? Is Hannah Montana is favorite TV show? The second one... I got nothing.

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bipitydooiseeyou 6

singing toothbrushes are cool! :P

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Nyx_fml 23

Justin Bieber singing toothbrushes is most of what I found when I tried to google "singing toothbrush", so it makes me wonder what song were you humming.

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jessBeAqueen 13

there's a whole line. Im proud to say I have the lady gaga one.

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Spider_Web 11

I have the my little pony theme song one

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

35--ur comment plus ur pic is freakin hilarious!!!

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Nyx_fml 23

I went and did investigative work, and yeah, I saw Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, LMFAO, One Direction and Psy. I have to say that I liked the Priscilla Piggles talking toothbrush better.

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Mobyman30 9

I think I'm more concerned about your boyfriend having a singing toothbrush... Kudos for trying something new though

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Conn3ct 9

Nice try though OP. you've got a lucky boyfriend.

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perdix 29

I used to like Hummers, until those gas-guzzling SUVs came out.

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AnOriginalName 19

So now you like guzzlers?

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