Best day of my life

By poorgirl - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad threw up on my dress. My wedding dress. While he was walking me down the aisle. FML
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Lisimal 7

He sure gave you his last blessings.

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T_X_P 2

A wedding on a Wednesday afternoon in September???

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teebonehead 0

Good point , I call bull crap on this one .

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your_face 15

...Why is that suspicious? Maybe it was a popular wedding hall, and that was the only opening.

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tinuelena 0

Maybe the wedding was on Saturday and she just got around to posting it today. Writing on FML usually isn't the #1 priority on your wedding day, even if you ARE getting married, and FML rules dictate that every story must begin with "Today" and end with "FML."

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chicagochick 0

Are you seriously not aware that everything on FML must start with "Today,..."? And I don't think that the first thing you would do when you got to a computer after your wedding would be to post a story on FML...just saying. Also, it takes a day or so for the submissions to go through.

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freddyyy 0

At least people will always remember your wedding?

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aria02 0

exactly. your wedding will b the wedding people talk about for like ever. it mite not b good talk but it'll damn sure b funny talk and that's just as good

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GrammerGestapo 0

Yes. Tell your kids about that one. Say your colors were peach and bile. Your daddy helped pick them out.

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iFruit 0

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...I was standin’ at the altar Between the two loves of my life To one I’ve been a daughter To one I soon would be a wife When the preacher asked, ‘Who gives this woman?’ Daddy’s eyes filled up with tears He kept holdin’ tightly to my arm ‘Till I whispered in his ear..." "...Please stop puking now, Daddy It smells so bad Oh, I think I’m ready To clean my dress It still feels a little bit chunky But I want you to know I’ll be ok now, Daddy You can hold it in..."

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

I love you. XD Amazing how so much country music can be related to FMLs. Haha, then again; a majority of country music is complaining...

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Hey now, not majority, just the stereotypical ones :P Wait. Yes, majority

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Chowi_fml 0

You forgot the N in 'down'. Yes. I always state the obvious, indeed.

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XRiseToFallAgain 0

You remembered to go on FML on your wedding day? *dad throws up on you and crowd gasps* You: Guys, guys! It's ok! I'll be posting this on FML. :) *crowd cheers*

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missmollylynn 0

it didn't necessarily have to had happened today. it could have happened a few days ago, but every FML starts with "Today, ..." she wouldn't have posted it starting with "A few days ago, ..."

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hi_from_HI 0

Love the drunk assumptions. My dad was so nervous I'm surprised he didn't throw up too. Bet he felt horrible... although there is a strong chance he probably bought the dress.

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