Given that it was in New Jersey, did anyone notice? Your dress smelled like Patterson and looked like Newark.

Oh I was really sick myself. I went to bed early so I didn't barf. I'm fine now though. Haven't thought of anything interesting to say on this one though.

Ouch :( that's unfortunate. Hopefully you can look back on it one day and laugh.

Maybe the white of your dress reminded his drunk ass of a big toilet bowl...

that's horrible! =(

well that sucks.... but hey if you are your dad's only girl then it would mean he is giving away his only little princess forever... so yeah it could be possible that he got really nervous :P shows that he cares ;)

Why are you on Fmylife on your wedding day?

Ha! I've heard of brides puking at the altar, so this is hardly fake to my ears. Look at it this way, honey...you've got a funny story to entertain your friends and family with for years. AND...remember this...everyone talks about your wedding day being the happiest day of your life. Bullshit. That would mean every day after that is less happy. Things can only get better from here...and isn't that how you want a marriage to start?

Who the hell gets married on a Wednesday?

I. Wish. OPs. Would. Stop. Speaking. In. Sentence. Fragments. It. Is. Annoying. Oh, and yeah, that sucks...