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“New phone. Who dis?”
I would have texted back....um nope. she can have you. no competition.
text him back and say "sorry which boyfriend are you again? "
"ohh the one with the short dick"
Tell him he’s not worth the competition. If he can say that you? He’s an idiot. And he’s not serious about you. Or thinking only of you. Be smart, okay?
It kinda upsets me cause girls do this and no one cares
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“New phone. Who dis?”
I would have texted back....um nope. she can have you. no competition.