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Big Grandma

By fmylifechelsea - 27/04/2009 19:41 - Canada

Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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Use the force wisely

By beckzx58 - 06/08/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, I was pretending to use the force to operate the elevator at my hotel, getting really into it. Someone was waiting to get on at my floor and saw me. Not to mention the staff now brings it up every time I'm around. Apparently they have cameras in their elevators. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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By Sara - 03/05/2016 16:52 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML

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Awkward

By NotTilly - 10/03/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML

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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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Call the cops

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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trixr4kids 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:26

sounds like some nice apartments what with a camera security system installed in every room. shit.

ForestFire0 1

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:30

I don't understand why every room needs a elevator cam. Is it some sort of fortress?

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:07

fuzzybear, I hate you so much.

qqqppp 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:11

Man, there are a lot of ignorant house-dwellers out there. As far as I am concerned, almost every elevator i have been in, be it residential, commercial, or what have you, has had a surveillance system installed. In addition, it is not uncommon to see those camera feeds linked to residents' televisions. As a matter of fact, I used to live in an apartment like that, where you could watch the main entrance into the building and the elevators. Anybody who has ever lived in the city would understand that security is a large concern for people. A big problem for apartment complexes, especially high-rise buildings, is the fact that it is so easy for sketchy people to enter residential apartments in which they don't even live in. Fire escapes happen to be a favorite hang-out place for degenerate, shady people. How are a few fundamental measures of security (surveillance cameras) creepy, so to speak? I would put money down that this FML is not fake; people criticizing the fact that cameras in elevators really have no clue what they're talking about. FMlife.com is purely a website for entertainment, and questioning the validity of each post does no good for anybody.

lifesabit 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:12

Has anyone even thought of the fact that it could have been a place for the elderly... and thus the cameras were there to keep them safe? I know I know.... security guards are top notch and can protect anyone from any threat.... but in the crazy case they can't I suspect it wouldn't be a bad idea to allow the residents to see the public areas and see any threats/suspicious characters coming.