Miscellaneous: Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde,...

By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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By shitberries - 25/12/2015 16:00 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 18:00

Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By xXRowynXx - 05/09/2010 19:20 - Canada

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML

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hpodity 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:28

Are you sure you're not a natural blonde?

trixr4kids 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:25

read the box next time.

Comments

trixr4kids 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:25

read the box next time.

hapylordofdeath9 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 16:17

you could pull it off as sone like new age proto-punk thing

sexylol_fml 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 5:40

RAINNBOWW!!

alliewillie 22

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:04

That's why you never try to go from brunette to blonde on your own. Leave it to the professionals! You sound like you're going to mess up your hair with all that dying and then having to get it fixed.

philadelphianus 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:26

the father of my unborn child has hair that is mermaid red, black, and bleach blonde. on purpose. supposed to look like the german flag or something, but the black faded to blue so now he's just american.

KFJ943 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:33

Mermaid red is an awesome name for a soda!

rachelsantixo 1

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:27

oh no!!! i guess go to a professional place...

hpodity 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:28

Are you sure you're not a natural blonde?

ymonkey96 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 15:37

lmao

SamKep 1

Thursday 2 August 2012 22:38

Lol Good One!

trixr4kids 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:28

lmao number 2.

maasturbate 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:28

This is why you should leave that s**t to the professionals.

lizamaphone 6

Saturday 3 July 2010 7:21

exactly what I was thinking. op deserves this a lot.

hidepain6 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:28

That must look freakin amazing!!! I want my hair to look like that

Serial 2

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:29

dont look down on this situation. Think positive, you could be a clown!

nubbles10 14

Sunday 23 February 2014 17:52

She is not a clown, we must call her Autumn

Jertastic 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:30

lol #5 That is a true blonde move right there.

grazynaanka 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:30

that's why you either read the box or go to a professional. there are certain levels and all that bs that goes with certain color of hair. and uh, when adding blonde to red and brown, you have to do something to it first before putting on blonde.