Bigmouth Strikes Again

By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 04:03

Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 415

You deserved it 5 104

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

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You deserved it 3 550

The buck stops here

By Anonymous - 20/09/2022 12:30

Today, my dad answered his Skype call by insisting he wasn’t giving me any more money. Thing is, I had been about to ask for money, again. I tried to open a shop in the middle of a pandemic, and I’m 4 months late on rent and utilities. I ended the call so he wouldn’t see his grown son crying. FML

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You deserved it 1 335

By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 23:25 - United States

Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML

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You deserved it 4 854

Blame game

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 591

You deserved it 99

By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 15:24 - United States - Coshocton

Today, my mom grabbed my phone, said she was taking it because I'd been disrespectful, and hung up my call. I'd been speaking with a work client. This is the gratitude I get for paying all her bills for the past 2 years, all because she's too lazy to get a job. FML

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You deserved it 1 931

Villain backstory

By Sadrainindeed - 09/12/2023 18:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had a really shitty fight with my dad. We were standing in front of each other, screaming and yelling. Everything gets so complicated and annoying when it comes to him, and I vividly have some deep daddy issues which affect my everyday life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 419

You deserved it 162

By thesaddestsoup - 02/02/2017 20:00 - Macedonia - Stip

Today, my long-distance relationship ended. The only thing my dad had to say to comfort me was that he hopes my phone bills will, "go back to normal now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 593

You deserved it 1 360

By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 408

You deserved it 3 805

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 16:14 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 571

You deserved it 3 377

Financial control

By Brando - 01/09/2022 06:00

Today, I woke up to a video call from my entitled father, who was fuming and yelling at me for buying a PS5. With MY money. I don't even live with him anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 007

You deserved it 99

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 29 October 2019 4:16

Guess he won that one.

mackdeezy 22

Tuesday 29 October 2019 4:06

You certainly proved that talk is cheap. Although, maybe not that cheap if your phone is going unpaid.

Comments

mackdeezy 22

Tuesday 29 October 2019 4:06

You certainly proved that talk is cheap. Although, maybe not that cheap if your phone is going unpaid.

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 29 October 2019 4:16

Guess he won that one.

JackWood 20

Tuesday 29 October 2019 4:42

Chalk it up as one lesson you have learned from him. How to become independent.

manb91gb 15

Tuesday 29 October 2019 5:03

Take the L and be a more appreciative and thoughtful son/daughter. What do you expect people to say? 😂

mfranks19891989 10

Tuesday 29 October 2019 5:12

Call him and tell him your sorry! Oh wait you can’t. You tried to be a smart ass with your dad and now he’s not paying the bill for you. If your 18 and no longer in high school you need to grow up and pay your own bill.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 29 October 2019 7:04

Some people have a mouth so big they can fit an entire foot in it.

davidjaxs 5

Friday 1 November 2019 20:40

Hello how are you doing today I'm seeking for an honest and straightforward sugar baby to share thoughts and have a deep conversation, connection and someone to talk to really, do you want to like to continue and for some weekly allowance,if you don't mind

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 29 October 2019 8:40

Be glad that was the only thing he cut off as I am certain he does a lot more than just that for you.

ozie_bear 6

Tuesday 29 October 2019 11:54

As a dad myself, this is pretty standard. Some kids think their parents somehow owe them something, yet they don’t appreciate - or even recognise - what their parents do give them. And the richer the family, the worse is the expectation and privilege. Sad but human nature I guess. It still sucks to see your kid turn out to be a selfish arsehole. But it’s never too late to teach life’s lessons - This dad did it right I think - and I’d do the same TBH. To the OP - be glad your dad still loves you despite you being a complete twat.

Justin Parker 11

Wednesday 30 October 2019 2:57

as a father as well I agree 100%

dasin 18

Wednesday 13 November 2019 17:05

as a human birthed by two other humans who decided to bring me into this shit world with out my permission i certainly cant agree that they owe me nothing but then again im smart enough to not yell at the one who pays for my living

rotflqtms_ 21

Sunday 1 December 2019 17:16

You still have a choice... everyone does. You can...idk stop living with said parents. You could become homeless... You could get yourself thrown in jail to live there. You're lucky they brought you into the world AND decided to keep you and feed you and care for you. They could have thrown you in the garbage or left you on a doorstep. They could have killed you, they could have put you into the foster system. They chose to take care of you, pay for everything you own and put up with your crap... just saying... you still have a choice if you don't like it at your place.