Biker

By scottskidee - 12/04/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
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Ray_of_midnight 22

Bah, turn signals are cheap. And now you don't have to worry so much about dropping it any more, because it's already been dropped. Stay safe out there. Oh, and if you haven't taken the Motorcycle Safety Foundation's Basic Rider Course, do so immediately...it's the single best thing you can do to stay alive on the street. I've been riding since Reagan was President and I wish it'd been around back then...might've saved me a few hard knocks early on.

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doc_j 0

thats made for dudes who are trying to make up for there small penisis

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Monikabug 9

That's a horrible thought, I've never crashed my motorcycle, and I have several friends who have not crashed theirs either - be it a crotch rocket or a fat boy. If I crash mine, I will be looking for you, Zomg_Okay! >:l But FYL OP. No one likes breaking shit within an hour of purchase. Go hook up with the OP with the child who broke their brand new flat screen!

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tswiftbaby 15

Get a car instead! a Porsche 911 turbo! omg hot

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Death_From_Above 0

no a 2006 chevy silverado durmax with an allison transmission lifted three inches sitting on 33 inch tires. not a pussy porsche

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alexFYL 11

No, get a yellow Honda Civic! All other cars pale in comparison.

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3DLoli 0

Does this car also destroy large, important buildings without warning, causing many to suffer and schools around the United States to take a moment of silence?

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N2o_king 0

lol a $5000 motorcycle can neat any porsche under the sun, well pretty much any car

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Prankster7o7 5

Hahaha, a Chevy? Chevy and GMC were bailed out the government and they both make trash, you want a real man's truck go with a Ford F-250 6.7L Powerstroke Turbo Diesel V8 or a Dodge 2500 with a 6.7L Cummins Turbo-Diesel I6. Hahaha, Chevy.

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staceysgenesis16 0

haha i love porsches! and yes , Fuhk bikes :) . get a 1970s dodge challenger in plumb crazy purple with a 440 6 pack and a 4 speed tranny.. or a hemi! or ill let u borrow my R - spec genesis coupe hehehe omg ****** ..

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hobojo11 0

65 mustang gt fast back

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staceysgenesis16 0

67 gt500E hehehe now thats a mustang lmao

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staceysgenesis16 0

how about a 70 hemi cuda ?? or you can get an 07 escalade and have henessy put a twin turbo 1000 hp package put on :)

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lonewolf04 1

sounds like someone needs training wheels

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sourgirl101 28

Holy Hell! Are my eyes playing tricks? Is that really Monikabug? (:(:(: Welcome back to the FML world. You were missed.

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Monikabug 9

Nobody! Shhhh Don't draw any attention. *Runs back into the shadows of the page and hides*

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cumverg 0

Should have payed attention in your class, bro.

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3DLoli 0

I hope this is an attack regarding his poor grammar.

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IHeartJimi02 0

Or it may be about the classes he had to take to get a license to drive his bike.

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lanabanana81 0

hmmm I think everyone in Ohio is getting a motorcycle. YDI just because you bought a motorcycle and cant control it. on the upside at least you didn't wreck it driving it home :D

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deweybig 0

All good, you just broke it in. Good luck getting off next time.

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alaskasfml 0

my boyfriends dad said the same thing to me and my boyfriend a couple days ago. o-o eeerryyy

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