Biker

By scottskidee - 12/04/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
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Ray_of_midnight 22

Bah, turn signals are cheap. And now you don't have to worry so much about dropping it any more, because it's already been dropped. Stay safe out there. Oh, and if you haven't taken the Motorcycle Safety Foundation's Basic Rider Course, do so immediately...it's the single best thing you can do to stay alive on the street. I've been riding since Reagan was President and I wish it'd been around back then...might've saved me a few hard knocks early on.

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XxEmOrOcKeRcHiCk 0

jeez, clumsy much. learn how to use a motorcycle. :P baha

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DrDiamond 0

it could be much worse dude. I've gotten in bad motorcycle accidents. it was just the turn signal, that's nothing.

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shiarrael 13

Considering you need a motorcycle license to buy a motorcycle...and to get a motorcycle license you have to take a safety course and a test...you should have known that once the side stand is down to get off on the LEFT side of the bike...just saying. :s

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samanthamaay 0

actually you don't have to have your full motorcycle licence to ride or buy a bike, to be legal all you need to have done is a CBT (compulsory basic training) which is a simple one day course going over the basics then having you out on the road for 2 hours. all the documentation you need is a CBT certificate, insurance and your provisional/car licence and L plates and you can ride where you like. (:

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jerkheadguy 1

here you only need DL and take another test for bike permit

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persianjr1 7

well you must prove your humor by adding humorous comments, not asking If you are funny. So until then, I cannot answer. lol

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nason222 0

your first mistake was buying a cheap bike.

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louie111887 0

as a fellow rider I must say bro, that sucks! fyl for sure. hopefully the damages are just cosmetic.

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Peasanthunter_fml 0

Dumbass!!!! However, a broken turn signal is an easy fix.

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