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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 22:58

Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML

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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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By ;)loganberry(; - 27/12/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

Three strokes and you're out.

RoseBlack123 37

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

He's right.

Comments

ElvisChrist6 4

Monday 15 July 2013 23:57

No exit strategy? I am disappoint.

djinnyf 12

Tuesday 16 July 2013 4:29

Have you ever considered he might be right?!

lonelygirlLynn 14

Wednesday 17 July 2013 12:51

next time; try windows key + D... it's safer that way ;)

Phialvalve 6

Friday 19 July 2013 5:19

Always have a backup window/page OP

Angel_of_Night 10

Monday 29 July 2013 8:55

Yeah, I did. See, this is why I use emulators to cover up the other windows. Project 64 works well.

debie_fml 14

Monday 29 July 2013 23:59

ohh dirty boy, stupid boy get help my friend

TheAuditor 4

Saturday 10 August 2013 17:05

Indeed... ALWAYS have backup. Even when in your bathroom with the door locked. Believe me. It's happened before and I've been saved many a times. BTW Why so many separate tabs and windows of ****? Will one not suffice? I mean unless you have two windows side by side, then it's understandable.