By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
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MikaykayUnicorn 36

FYI for your crazy mother AND your oily skin OP.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

FYI for your crazy mother AND your oily skin OP.

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Feklfekl2222 32

Extra crazy for assuming pot not cigarettes, why would her first thought be pot?

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

#10, probably because most people don't roll their own cigarettes. Even though a lot of people do, it's just not very common. At least, it's not common where I am. But depending on the OP's age, cigarettes would be just as bad as pot.

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Feklfekl2222 32

Must be a location thing, most people I know roll their own. But regardless of age at least cigarettes are legal.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

They aren't legal if you're a minor.

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Dolanium 13

They are legal as a minor, you just can't purchase them yourself.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

I'm thinking it would be more to do with the size of the papers Generally cigarette papers are smaller than the ones people use for weed

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Feklfekl2222 32

I don't know how it works in Canada, but in some places smoking is fine you just can't buy them. But I'm fairly sure cannabis is going to be more illegal than underage smoking

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srhearrell 21

I hate when parents make assumptions without having all the facts. Good luck, OP. I hope she doesn't give you too hard a time.

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chillaxed 14

hey man pots bad MUSCLES dont grow as big

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Elban 20

Maybe you aren't doing it right then. Smoke everyday before and after while working out and still gained 5lbs of lean muscle a month easy without juicing

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Elban 20

Disregard above. Gotta figure how to delete when a troll backs out of a comment

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Tejanoswhy 19

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gogo44444 28

Then her mom will ground her for snooping in her stuff

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Lemonhead1510 17

Just carefully explain to her what it is and that you need it, I'm sure she'll understand ???

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askullnamedbilly 33

Trust me, OP's just going to get shit for 'talking back' or 'making her look bad'. There's really no winning with parents like those.

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simsgirlgem 25

were they not in a packaging cause i use blotting paper too and the packaging says as much

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quesocoatl 14

some cheaper brands don't label the cardboard packaging. I've purchased multi packs that only labeled the outer packaging too. It could have looked suspicious enough for the mom to be confused.

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Tacogamer20 14

So instead of asking why you had them, she jumped to conclusions and yelled at you off of the assumptions. You seem to have a lovely family, hope for the best when you do distance yourself from them.

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Soniarita 18

Hope she apologizes once she realizes her mistake

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False_Stupidity 41

She doesn't seem like the apologising sort. More like the ground OP for a month for making her feel stupid sort.

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O0hdear 21

you need to educate your mother. wouldn't it say what they are on the package?

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stoyan 18

So, how's the pot with this kind of paper?

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