Kids: Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 16:16 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By baddad - 23/09/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I started shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration, as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and called the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now the whole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML

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Not taking it well

By runsinthefamily - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Aurora

Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML

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You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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Domestic

By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 15:00

Today, my mom tried to ground me, even though I moved into my own flat to escape her. I told her 'my flat, my rules' so she tried to confiscate my Xbox because 'she’s the boss of me.' The look on her face as the cops took her away was worth the shouting match we’ll have when she makes bail. FML

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I'm always right

By Anonymous - 15/01/2023 14:00

Today, my mom got mad at me. She told me that the neighbor was stupid for letting their kids play all over the street alone. I said it was fine, because the mom walked right next to the daughter as she played on her scooter. She argued, “Why do you always have to disagree with me?” FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 23:05 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

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By neighbour hell - 25/04/2013 17:56 - Norway - Kristiansand

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, their mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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jagex2121 4

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:02

Your neighbor is an asshole

Soniye 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

Call the cops on your neighbor for invading your privacy what right does your neighbor think they have ?! Spying on you like that

Comments

jagex2121 4

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:02

Your neighbor is an asshole

Pwn17 25

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:08

Love thy neighbor... Bunch of shit.

Dracoboxer357 35

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:10

As well as ignorant, and judgmental. I hope Op shows she's the better person by just ignoring this jackass. :p

Clioo_fml 17

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:09

It's hard to ignore her if she sends the cops on you. Imagine what else she's willing to do.

Dawnstempest 17

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:15

@ 12 You can love thy neighbor with thine shovel to the back of their head.

ImAFaker 29

Sunday 14 July 2013 7:37

He/She is just jealous because they can't play Monopoly. They're probably playing Life by him/herself.

Soniye 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:03

Call the cops on your neighbor for invading your privacy what right does your neighbor think they have ?! Spying on you like that

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Sunday 14 July 2013 0:57

or spying on your children. accuse her/him of being a pedophile. that's creepy

RoseBlack123 37

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:04

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persianninja 23

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:07

I don't think they were playing together most people don't play family games with the neighbor that despises them

FML_Whale 18

Sunday 14 July 2013 4:30

I feel like you didn't read the FML before commenting.

rg350dx 29

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:04

Clearly they've never played monopoly, because what game of monopoly doesn't break out in a fist fight eventually?

DKjazz 20

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:04

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

ambitiousnygrl 17

Sunday 14 July 2013 4:35

Only there's no Get Out of Jail Free Card in the game of Life.

Kallian_fml 21

Sunday 14 July 2013 5:58

48- But if you've ever played the game 'Life' you'd know it doesn't have a jail.

ImAFaker 29

Sunday 14 July 2013 7:33

52- This life does.

persianninja 23

Saturday 13 July 2013 23:05

At least they nodded when the cops say "anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law" but still your neighbors a horrible person