Work, Injury and Kids: Boing!

Boing!

By kaytay2469 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was working at childcare, I asked a two year-old not to hit. He threw a bucket at me, which bounced off my forehead. FML

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Filitov 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:15

That youngster's aim has earned him... 10 Points!

Rangant 7

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:08

lmao just be glad u work in a daycare centre and everything is plastic

Comments

gatorgirl2669 6

Monday 18 June 2012 23:08

I woulda had to either beat his ass or throw it back at him and bust him in his damn head..... Lil bastard

Rowlandgirl 5

Sunday 8 March 2015 4:08

Don't worry. My 2 year olds like to throw hard books and food at me.

The_ghetto_mango 25

Thursday 7 January 2016 23:58

At least he followed directions........

Cubanloverllera 12

Wednesday 2 August 2017 6:16

kids will be kids

RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 June 2023 3:44

Did you want the bucket to embed itself in your forehead? It's that the FML here? Figuring this one out is on my... ... bucket list.

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