Embarrassing and Love: Bored

Bored

By wideawake - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my husband fell asleep for two hours at a dinner party. We were the hosts. FML

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xoKylie 0

Monday 19 July 2010 17:41

It's your own fault if you let him sleep for so long and then bitch about it.

eviiee_fml 3

Monday 19 July 2010 16:06

must of been some boring party

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xoKylie 0

Monday 19 July 2010 17:41

It's your own fault if you let him sleep for so long and then bitch about it.

Blueraspberrycat 6

Tuesday 18 July 2023 9:07

Agreed and who bitch about someone needing sleep poor husband that his need to sleep is second to her showing off her hosting skills

omgrenee 0

Monday 19 July 2010 17:48

OH NO, your life is OVER. Get over it.

MyPugHijinx 0

Monday 19 July 2010 18:06

seriously, fml I have a lazy boring husband, divorce his ass if it's that big a deal

garlicjr08 0

Monday 19 July 2010 18:12

u probably blew him right before the party...he had one of those yummy catered sandwiches and naturally went to sleep. uve only yourself to blame.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 19 July 2010 18:15

I think your husband falling asleep at your friends' dinner party would have been worse.

hippiechick96 3

Monday 19 July 2010 18:22

or maybeee he was just pretending to sleep because he didn't want to talk to the people you invited :)

kEnNy172 0

Monday 19 July 2010 18:34

loser

JoeyxCloud 0

Monday 19 July 2010 19:01

ummm.... who cares?

thatonekid180 0

Monday 19 July 2010 19:11

this sounds like my mother lol

baybegurl 0

Monday 19 July 2010 19:27

that must be a really boaring party.

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