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By wideawake - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my husband fell asleep for two hours at a dinner party. We were the hosts. FML
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xoKylie 0

It's your own fault if you let him sleep for so long and then bitch about it.

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tanjoodo 3

FYL for being a host.

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lazboy1000 0

what the ****?!? kick him in the ass! (unless he has a legit excuse)

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missinmee11 0

Well ****! Send him to bed without his dinner! Shit man get a real problem.

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mishxx 0

Haha love it! My dad does the same. He'll just get up and leave the room and we'll find him sleeping in a different room. I've seen him do it at other peoples houses as well. When a man's had enough, he's had enough! Plus hes old anyway.

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jaymills94 0

well that's not that bad at all just don't have boring parties

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jdfml90 0

Well men are not supposed to host dinner parties.. it's too much confuision a work... we can't multi task. Cut him some slack

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Lisa89 3

"Today I been working a hard 15 hour shift with little sleep the night before.. my wife still forced me to host a dinner party later that evening. I was too tired, I couldn't help but fall asleep FML." I get the impression your husband was tired for a reason, and if not you should have just woken him up then...

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CheeseHater 23

That's probably true, and he probably told her. Women are retarded selfish dumbfucks who hear what they wanna hear, and not what they actuallly hear.

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Monkeybuzz92 15

he was probably tired from working or something.

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marcy_rocks 0

hahahaha my bro in law does that, but he passes out cz he's drunk lol

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