Transportation and Roommate: Bought or stolen

Bought or stolen

By dump truck hater - 03/06/2015 16:18 - United States - Austin

Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2014 23:57 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By jshi8 - 04/08/2011 14:35 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

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Coincidence

By lostmystuff - 07/07/2013 06:35 - United States - Livermore

Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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Best seat in the house

By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 13:43 - Norway

Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

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Whoops

By chubbs - 28/05/2014 21:07 - United States - Vacaville

Today, after waiting 2 hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML

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DUDE! WTF?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

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Punk'd

By lululee53 - 31/12/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML

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By DangerousDriver - 03/07/2017 22:10

Today, while delivering for a building supply company, I was sent to an incorrect address. I attempted to turn around and got the 24-foot truck stuck in the mud. The homeowner left for work and then called the cops, saying someone was trespassing on his property. FML

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RickySleeves 20

Thursday 4 June 2015 16:29

Where would you just get a giant dump truck??

Shadowvoid 33

Thursday 4 June 2015 16:32

Why and where does one get/have a commercial grade dumptruck?

Comments

jay_south 19

Thursday 4 June 2015 17:08

But what will he do with this giant dump truck?

Polynomial 28

Thursday 4 June 2015 23:16

Maybe he was constipated?

tranced_ 45

Thursday 4 June 2015 17:13

That is so cool! You should go enjoy with your partner in crime ;)

OFWGKTAkieran 12

Thursday 4 June 2015 17:41

This is clearly bullshit

kendallm505050 12

Thursday 4 June 2015 17:53

How is it bullshit? Got any proof? Were you there? No, so you don't get to say what is bullshit and what isn't.

xadeel 11

Thursday 4 June 2015 17:57

Latest News: dump truck gets stolen.

MagnusDeus 24

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:05

Ahahaha I lost it at "20 point escape"

VbPretend 7

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:26

I'm going to assume alcohol was involved in some way or another

SadSouthernBell 18

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:33

Hahaha. Boys and their toys.

WOTAN1488 24

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:45

What the hell lol

OFWGKTAkieran 12

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:58

How would you Aquire a dump truck I find it highly unlikely because one can't simply go and take a dump tuck from a construction yard or wherever follow up OP haha

Polynomial 28

Thursday 4 June 2015 23:18

They are very easy to buy. Richie Brothers auctions almost always have several, as well as used equipment dealers. Heck, he could have got it brand new for just over 6 figures.