By jshi8 - 04/08/2011 14:35 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
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emmiep1011 7

try a toilet next time?

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nekros_fml 5

what are you doing taking a dump behind a dumpster? Were you born in a barn?

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grant1023 5

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mustardhippo 4

And why where you ******** behind a dumpster and not in a toilet?

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NastyNinja31 0

a dump behind a dumpster.. Makes since

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Keyman1212 14

I'm guessing you posted this from a public library computer seeing as you MUST be homeless. Why don't you shit in the library's toilet?

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Friaza 29

YDI for doing your business in public.

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Laurenlou 24

Dudes he is obviously a hipster! Toilets are WAY to main-stream to take a dump in! Gosh, everyone goes along with the crowd.

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HolyHandGrenade 4

Bear Grylls obviously was pretending to be homeless for a new episode of Man v. Wild.

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FarSide 22

So the dumpers took pictures of the dumpee, as the dumpee took a dump next to the dumpster? Your an inconsiderate nasty ass. Next time take your dump IN the dumpster. No body wants to see your shit.

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mustardhippo 4

36 but then he'd get hungry and eat his own shit. It's bear grylls!

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mustardhippo 4

36 but then he'd get hungry and eat his own shit. It's bear grylls!

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HolyHandGrenade 4

43- Nah, he'd kill one of the garbage men and eat him.

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HolyHandGrenade 4

43- Nah, he'd kill one of the garbage men and eat him.

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MrSassypants 32

#42 if OP took a dummp in the dumpster it would make for a better FML story seeing as the garbage men would lift it into the dump truck. :D

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rixxy24 0

sooo smelly are the homeless I know I was 4 a decade. I NEVER SHIT OUTSIDE ITS NOT NECESSARY urgh but warm

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jake1632 9

"Heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster" after that I think OP changed the story.

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Maximus_Axiom 7

lol ydi for doing it in public there was probably a place close enought to take a shit

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tjv3 10

that's just gross I guess your momma didnt raise you with any sense or respect

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humorizer 14

Apparently, the OP mistook the term "DUMPster" as a literal term.

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nahgemsoohc 0

20- no he probably stole someones iPhone and used the app inside it to submit this fml

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rulerofwow 0

might work better for you if you try a normal bathroom like... idk normal people.

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SecretlyEvil9792 22

Why the hell would you take a dump behind the dumpster?

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affamigo13 1

This is ment for number 42: Ya, so wen he takes a dump IN the dumpster, and the dumpster gets thrown into to the garbage truck, he can get thrown in there too

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IHATEFMYLIFE 26

88 Who'd want to watch that anyway? Disgusting!

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emmiep1011 7

try a toilet next time?

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FarSide 22

300,000,000 people in this Country manage to take a shit into a crapper every day. NO EXCUSES.

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sickjairo 7

With what did you wipe after?

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flockz 19

maybe he doesnt like the splash of water on his ass a good ol' fashioned shit makes. maybe he likes his ass dry as a desert and if his ass were to be splashed, it would be like a witch from the wizard of oz. now he must face the choice of ******** behind a dumpster and being ridiculed, or lose his ass completely as it shrinks to nothing and smokes as if it were a new plate of fajitas. good job.

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Dispute 3

well it's called a DUMPster for a reason...

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flockz 19

the mere thought of diarhea must make his ass flaps cringe.

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xexu13 3

r u french? nice **** bitch get a nose job though then give me a blow-job ok?

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flockz 19

102- how long does it take u to get modded?

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Jvr91 8

It took me the first sentence to decide ydi

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NeonBluee 8

I would rather shit my pants while I'm running towards the bathroom then behind a dumpster any day. Who cares, I get to buy a new pair of pants :)

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gbreck 0

I voted YDI the moment I read "I was taking a dump behind a dumpster"... WTF op. just WTF

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eminemchick 19

205 trying out the fun "add a comment" button i see?

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Laurenlou 24

148- Either you copied my reply to the first comment, or this is all one HUGE coincidence! xD

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toastyjustice 5

65, you wipe with the money that the kid age you to buy smokes

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cupcakesnpot 9

why does everyone always put thumbs down? even on the good comments... I think it's a waste of a button! sorry I have nothing to say about your comments or OP stupidity.

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crazy17balls 0

good point#65

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itsharkley 8

I think ZoP is now... the Dumpster. lol

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Laughing_Cow 0

Too bad it's fake

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Laughing_Cow 0

That Can't be true

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TeeHee124 0

please, enlighten me. At what point did that seem like a good idea?

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shovels 0

261, some people get a weird thrill by doing stuff like that.

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chaosdragn16 2

I gotta do it since no one else is yet... But this Seems like a shitty situation.

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mustardhippo 4

Well shit, that's garbage

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nekros_fml 5

what are you doing taking a dump behind a dumpster? Were you born in a barn?

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GreenMuzz 0

There arent dumpsters in barns

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mustardhippo 4

Jesus was born in a barn. And dumpsters didn't exist then :P

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Laughing_Cow 0

What's a hobo doing wasting his time on this app?!?! Get a job!

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Peacewind 0

Yes this is clearly Jesus ******** behind some dumpster in Maryland.

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Cokie_the_Clown 5

I agree. Why the hell did you feel the urge to take a dump behind a dumpster? If you really wanted to take a shit in public, you could have done it in a more secluded area like a bush in a forest. Or, you could have been like everyone else and shit in a toilet.

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EmilyJoSmyth 4

Maybe he was just too munted(severly drunk for those who don't know) to reach a toilet in time. Yaknow how it is, when you gotta go you gotta go.

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toddlesscott 0

You gotta go, you gotta go.

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Missiy10 0

Why where u taking a dump behind a trashcan????

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sakforduc 0

I mean FML. wow talk about a brain fart!

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haydenbro03 4

hey 6, shut the **** up.

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intothecrypt 3

265, it was funny the first time. That sucked.

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DavLynn 4

you couldn't find somewhere less public? or maybe a toilet?

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halofan48 0

In OP's mind, he's thinking “shit no toilet paper”

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asia3pea90 13

Obviously he couldn't if he had to do it there...

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joefrazier 20

that is too funny

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