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Show it anyway**** you
1 and 11 comments fail
I'm guessing you posted this from a public library computer seeing as you MUST be homeless. Why don't you shit in the library's toilet?
YDI for doing your business in public.
Good one.
Scat ****?
Bear Grylls obviously was pretending to be homeless for a new episode of Man v. Wild.
So the dumpers took pictures of the dumpee, as the dumpee took a dump next to the dumpster? Your an inconsiderate nasty ass. Next time take your dump IN the dumpster. No body wants to see your shit.
43- Nah, he'd kill one of the garbage men and eat him.
43- Nah, he'd kill one of the garbage men and eat him.
No link to a YouTube video? :/
#42 if OP took a dummp in the dumpster it would make for a better FML story seeing as the garbage men would lift it into the dump truck. :D
sooo smelly are the homeless I know I was 4 a decade. I NEVER SHIT OUTSIDE ITS NOT NECESSARY urgh but warm
lol ydi for doing it in public there was probably a place close enought to take a shit
A hobo with an internet?
Been there man, been there.
haha this FML cracks me up!
Apparently, the OP mistook the term "DUMPster" as a literal term.
Shit happens.
20- no he probably stole someones iPhone and used the app inside it to submit this fml
might work better for you if you try a normal bathroom like... idk normal people.
Why the hell would you take a dump behind the dumpster?
This is ment for number 42: Ya, so wen he takes a dump IN the dumpster, and the dumpster gets thrown into to the garbage truck, he can get thrown in there too
88 Who'd want to watch that anyway? Disgusting!
Maybe he couldn't get to one?
300,000,000 people in this Country manage to take a shit into a crapper every day. NO EXCUSES.
maybe he doesnt like the splash of water on his ass a good ol' fashioned shit makes. maybe he likes his ass dry as a desert and if his ass were to be splashed, it would be like a witch from the wizard of oz. now he must face the choice of ******** behind a dumpster and being ridiculed, or lose his ass completely as it shrinks to nothing and smokes as if it were a new plate of fajitas. good job.
r u french? nice **** bitch get a nose job though then give me a blow-job ok?
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That's what I was wondering!!
I would rather shit my pants while I'm running towards the bathroom then behind a dumpster any day. Who cares, I get to buy a new pair of pants :)
I voted YDI the moment I read "I was taking a dump behind a dumpster"... WTF op. just WTF
65, you wipe with the money that the kid age you to buy smokes
I think ZoP is now... the Dumpster. lol
I'm messaging you haha
Hahah that sucks
please, enlighten me. At what point did that seem like a good idea?
261, some people get a weird thrill by doing stuff like that.
I gotta do it since no one else is yet... But this Seems like a shitty situation.
what are you doing taking a dump behind a dumpster? Were you born in a barn?
Hobos. Gotta love em.
Um... Nice fangs........
DUMPster
Acton Ontario? Lame!!!
Yes this is clearly Jesus ******** behind some dumpster in Maryland.
I agree. Why the hell did you feel the urge to take a dump behind a dumpster? If you really wanted to take a shit in public, you could have done it in a more secluded area like a bush in a forest. Or, you could have been like everyone else and shit in a toilet.
Maybe he was just too munted(severly drunk for those who don't know) to reach a toilet in time. Yaknow how it is, when you gotta go you gotta go.
um... thanks :)
with access to twitter? lol
I mean FML. wow talk about a brain fart!
265, it was funny the first time. That sucked.
what is wrong with using a toilet!?!?!?
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try a toilet next time?
what are you doing taking a dump behind a dumpster? Were you born in a barn?