Boundaries please!

By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

If anything, you should be threatening to break up with him, not the other way around.

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chosha_fml 26

Tell him that’s fine. You’ll keep the door closed and if that’s a dealbreaker for him, he can go. This isn’t the kind of thing you should be expected to compromise on. It doesn’t affect him at all. And what’s next if you do give in?

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withered 30

Just get rid of him. Something is very wrong with him especially if he threatens to break up over something like that. You are entitled to your privacy.

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devilninja 27

If he wants to break up so bad over this little thing then let him. The fact that he wants to break up over that means he most likely wasn't worth it anyways.

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devilninja 27

If he wants to break up so bad over this little thing then let him. The fact that he wants to break up over that means he most likely wasn't worth it anyways.

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Dave_Davington 33

If anything, you should be threatening to break up with him, not the other way around.

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RichardPencil 30

Why were you still around after the second time he peed or pooped with the door wide open? (The first time could’ve been an accident, where you issued an ultimatum that it never happen again.)

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chosha_fml 26

Tell him that’s fine. You’ll keep the door closed and if that’s a dealbreaker for him, he can go. This isn’t the kind of thing you should be expected to compromise on. It doesn’t affect him at all. And what’s next if you do give in?

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Donut_Wizard 23

Simple. Get a second toilet for a tandem event. It’s all about teamwork.

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Ashok Kumar 13

what's next, your personal messages

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PenguinPal3017 19

I've heard of open-door policies, but this is just ridiculous!

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Mungolikecandy 19

Coprophilia is a strange thing.

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