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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I was reading through a local wedding mag's advice page. A mother-in-law to be was writing about how to handle wanting her son to break off his engagement. I thought, "Wow. That must suck. I'm glad I like my mother-in-law to be." And then I saw her name. FML

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By mlove - 06/09/2010 08:35 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

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By HereWeGoAgain - 22/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML

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By andy1r - 07/10/2011 06:41 - Bolivia

Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 04:49 - United States - Houston

Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML

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By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 22:26 - United States - Irving

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

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By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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By AvocadoPurse - 31/12/2018 16:00

Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2022 07:30

Today, my mom has been aggressively trying to get me to marry one of her coworkers, who is around my age. Apparently she loves her like the daughter she always wanted, and since it would be silly to adopt her; she is determined she will be her daughter-in-law instead, whether I like it or not. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 08:53 - Denmark

Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML

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AliMarie 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:03

That sucks. I don't even know what I would do in that situation. My boyfriend's mom hates me. . wont even look at me when I walk in a room (for no reason at all). At least now you know she's two faced.

Capn 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:05

Its one of those mothers that will always be an issue. Don't let it get in the way of what matters to you and your fiance. She's too stupid to realize that she's done mothering and needs to let him go.

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Tim3 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 22:51

shove the article in her face the next time you see her

bizz8290 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 22:51

teehee if i know that my step mom would see it i would have writen the same thing i hate their ******* guts. be careful who you trust!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NELU_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:00

Things should get better for u when u get married. If they don't after a couple years, then rub it in her face how good ur sex life is : )

Ariel09 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:06

So? Just because your to-be mother-in-law wants your fiancé to call it off doesn't mean he's going to...

silentdln 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:06

Yeah right, I don't believe that story

jdub08 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:08

I'd bet good money that your fiance is an only child (or an only son). My husband is an only child, and before we got married, his mom told me that she was in mourning because I was taking him away from her. Make sure your fiance cuts the umbilical cord BEFORE you get married, or life will be pretty rough!!!

MGW501 2

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:09

I'd present the mag to your fiance when your future MIL is there, then ask your future MIL what she thinks of you (fiance needs to be a witness to your future MIL's reaction when asked). Good luck.

bobbobby 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:23

Lol that's luke the perfect FML

CookiezMonsterx3 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:26

Oh God, tht sux

elmyra_duff 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 23:30

FAKE FAKE totally fake!!!! How can you guys believe this? Who would give her real name to a magazine in a case like this? And even if she did, what are the chances the the OP sees it? Come on, You totally Deserve It because of writing irritatingly bad fake FML.