Bronies for life

By bestiality, not even once - 14/06/2013 22:29 - Ireland - Waterford

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Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 484
You deserved it 6 712

Same thing different taste

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GemmaStyles 14

Your name makes me wonder how many times this exactly happened before..

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GemmaStyles 14

Your name makes me wonder how many times this exactly happened before..

I have no idea how that even arouses anyone.

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ervington 8

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looks like we found another clopper haha

CallMeMcFeelii 13

The fact that the whole brony scene even have a name for people who do this is ****** up.

Most of us look down on cloppers. That's why there's a whole other name for them. They're not real bronies. They are just idiots who have a weird fetish.

catharsis5 9

This FML makes me wonder if people also ********** to other childhood cartoons such as the Care Bears. To each their own, I suppose... but I will never understand it.

thejimler 9

#16 this is horrifying in 2 ways, first is that there is a name for them, second there is more than one.

Girreth 7

I like how the internet is totally fine with all those other weird-ass fetishes, but as soon as furries and the like are mentioned, everything goes to hell. Personally, I think it's a disgusting fetish - but it's hilarious how quickly people become hostile when it's brought up. And it's interesting how every comment defending that shit gets downvoted into the ground. "I get turned on by pregnant german women in spandex, but you get turned on by animals who can talk? Sick piece of shit, your fetishes are disgusting." reeks of hypocrisy

InfamousRaider 15

@107 maybe you shouldn't let people get a look at your cleaveage...

yeah, dont you know every man has a sick cleavage fetish? i can barely control myself right now.

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I don't get why OP used ********** as her name, I mean, he wasn't actually having sex with a horse........THANK GOD!!

SwaggCapone 11

Yeah that's not disturbing or anything

...I pictured a pregnant Ava Braun. Oh, WW2, how you make terrible things even more horrible.

Just a word of clarification. Brony just means an male fan of MLP. Some but not all bronys are cloppers.

OP's brother isn't. "My little pony, my little pony..." "Bro hey-WHAT THE FU-" "AHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH"

2- No you're not- "I'm at a loss for words," are words.

lmngrl889 14

this is weird because I remember seeing this exact FML before

I came off as douchey (which I was), but those comments are akin to "no comment" and "I've got nothing to say." They're all ludicrous oxymorons and should be stopped. Wow- even more douchey... I'm sad right now, cut me some slack.

hugozac88 22

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ripresno 10

Am I the only one to read 48's comments in a "sophisticated" accent because of their picture?

Was this FML posted before? I think it was.

That is wrong...on soooo many levels...eww FYL

Misswildsides 22

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Dawnstempest 17
DKjazz 20

Also, in the living room? Has he no shame?

I honestly am loosing it at all these people defending this behavior, I had problems all my life and I'm sure others have too, but I did not judge nor come to hate anyone. I am honestly disgusted by the fact that anyone would have a sexual fetish to anything designated to children, we know that's not okay. People can have all the nasty adult fetishes they want, I don't judge, but nothing is as nasty as doing something like this about something with a kids demographic. We all mostly have a moral compass and anyone who still has one ticking knows this is wrong.

WestSoy 9

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Believe it or not, cloppers, as we bronies call those who do this, are looked down on by most of us. In other words, I give everyone permission to hunt this sick idiot down and kick him in the balls.

Son, you are a whole 'nother flavor of dumb, aren't you? Don't assume people are idiots because they like something you hate. Also, don't post idle threats. Those don't go far.

evilraider 5

Tell him to stop horsing around

#95, what OP's brother does is not just something #68 hates; it's an abomination for an act, and most humans view it that way. Only "cloppers" would consider this act normal.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

#124- But I'm sure something turns YOU on that other people wouldn't like. Who are you to judge what an "abomination" another fetish is? Don't be a hypocrite. And no, I'm not a clopper in the least.

alisidewinder 9

Sex with animals, real or fake, is not considered the norm.

I have a feeling its much more than a brony now....

ash1rose 11

How does this have no replies?! This is the best comment ever!

No no, cloppers are, in general, creepy *******. Just the thought of.....EYUGH!!!!! #65 is right, the brony community frowns upon cloppers right along with everyone else.

peachesncreem 21

Ice? Frost burn/frost bite is just as horrible as a burn from heat.

Steam burns are hand down("or hands broiled-y). The worst kind of burn.

I'd rather feel hot steam than be set on fire!

DKjazz 20

According to #16, there's a community of people like that. They're called cloppers.

34 - just to clarify, most bronies do not associate with cloppers. Most cloppers do not actually watch or care about the show. There are a few people who are both bronies and cloppers, but they don't boast about the gross aspect. Plus every fandom has rule 34...*hides from pony haters*

I agree with you completely. As a Brony myself, I am quite ashamed of that part of the fandom. I wouldn't mind if they kept it extremely secret, but they are making people think that all bronies "clop".

The fact that you can stand to say "fandom" with a straight face is a little worrisome.

Of course, because you can see their face when they are posting that.

Sorry 166, I did not refresh my page before commenting, thus making it look as if I copied what you said, but in truth it was a coincidence.

Ah, rule34. Takes me back to my Yu-Gi-Oh! Days...

ravenevercross 19

So....to each his own I guess, but I'm more curious about rule 34. What is Rule #34?

"If it exists, there is **** of it."

Wow, that is an image I am not thankful you have given me.

Lots of people find my little pony sexy! I read / heard many stories like this I'm starting to question if there are hidden messages in the show!!

I'd sooner be aroused by someone ******** on my chest than by My Little Pony. I just - don't - get it.

Most bronies look down on them. We do not associate with known cloppers. Also, like someone already said, Rule 34. -__- Why must that rule exist?

WonkeyDonkey 10

Probably some lubricant company using subliminal messages to brainwash us all into using their products :P LOL

I swear this is the second sexual fml about my little pony I've read recently and a while back I watched a segment on tosh.0 about lesbian my little pony ****. Wtf is wrong with some people

Missyeru 14

Well, You know what the Bronies say... Friendship is Magic!