Transportation: Thanks for your help, dude

Thanks for your help, dude

By Anonymous - 27/04/2017 00:00 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, on a train to the airport, the ticket inspector pointed out that my girlfriend and I hadn't activated our tickets. He suggested one of us get off and activate them at the next station. Now I'm on the moving train with all our luggage, and she's waving from the platform with our tickets. FML

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By rinala - 01/07/2012 07:07

Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 11:35 - Australia

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

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By sirensaresexy - 24/07/2012 13:54 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

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By sharkiewarkiemoosey - 11/10/2013 18:22 - Switzerland - Gossau

Today, I tried to catch a train to get to my new job. I was stopped and told that I needed a pre-purchased ticket to enter the platform. The only way to get the ticket, they said, was by buying one on the platform. I arrived by taxi nearly an hour late for my first day. FML

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Enjoy yourself, I guess

By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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By DonMare - 22/04/2009 07:48 - Australia

Today, as I caught the train home, a woman got on and sat on the only available seat next to me. We got talking and as the train approached the next station, she said that this was her stop and she had to go. She exited the train and I turn to see her enter the compartment behind me. FML

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Move!

By CrimsonAmaryllis - 01/04/2013 16:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after two and a half hours of travel, it was finally my stop on the train. I politely waited for a group of women to get off first. They took so long to move that the train doors closed. I shouted at one through the door to call the conductor. She watched and smiled as the train departed. FML

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Missing

By Rabite - 13/09/2016 11:22 - Germany

Today, I was on a business trip with a coworker. We had to wait for the train, so I decided to browse a store in the train station while he waited outside. I then got a message on my phone, from my co-worker saying, "You are somewhere on this train, right?" FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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By fuck the fucking cops - 16/03/2012 18:41 - Belgium

Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML

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awildwhisper 30

Thursday 27 April 2017 1:09

If she has both the tickets then are you getting kicked off at the next stop too? Seems like the conductor needs to be more organized with his directions.

KittyMack 13

Thursday 27 April 2017 6:58

Oh **** me. Wrong FML, obviously.

Comments

awildwhisper 30

Thursday 27 April 2017 1:09

If she has both the tickets then are you getting kicked off at the next stop too? Seems like the conductor needs to be more organized with his directions.

tulile 5

Thursday 27 April 2017 6:56

tulile 5

Thursday 27 April 2017 6:59

reymon8823 24

Thursday 27 April 2017 2:01

You The REAL MVP leave her behind enjoy vacation without constant nagging

Nysha 17

Thursday 27 April 2017 2:13

Couldn't just pay the 20€, huh

KittyMack 13

Thursday 27 April 2017 6:57

What I wanna know is: What records can prove faithfulness? His cel or internet history might show no messages if he banged someone from his work, or someone he picked up in a bar.

KittyMack 13

Thursday 27 April 2017 6:58

Oh **** me. Wrong FML, obviously.

species4872 19

Thursday 27 April 2017 7:18

Don't worry, half the people won't notice.

Dave Hurley 1

Friday 28 April 2017 2:37

An FML inside an FML. Saw the FML this was supposed to go to and pretty hilarious you accidentally commented it here too. Accidents happen

kwintalamillah 6

Thursday 27 April 2017 10:19

As I was reading this I immediatly knew this had to be in Holland. And I was right

Goblin182 26

Thursday 27 April 2017 13:36

You couldn't activate them while on the train?

kwintalamillah 6

Thursday 27 April 2017 23:19

No, in Holland you have to check in by sweeping your ticket or card in front of a check in pole or gate. If you don't do that your ticket is invalid, even if you just bought it from the ticket machine but forgot to check in, and there's no way of doing so on the train.