Geek: Bunch of freeloaders...

Bunch of freeloaders...

By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, after having my Wi-Fi unlocked for two years, I decided to lock it since it was running slowly. Everybody in my apartment building came to my door and asked me why I did it. I've been unknowingly providing free Wi-Fi to the entire building for years, but now that it's protected I'm getting constant dirty looks. FML

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By What-_- - 25/01/2017 00:00

Today, my roommates keep opening my bedroom door to "let the WiFi out." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 22:30 - United States - Auburn

Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML

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By PhailedMidterm - 12/03/2013 19:03 - United States - Mattapan

Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML

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By WPA2 OR DEATH - 07/12/2012 21:49 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML

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Family secrets

By Anonymous - 22/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Marysville

Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2013 06:20 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML

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Rummaging around in my stuff

By Chesty Larue - 07/08/2015 00:29 - United States

Today, I got fired from my part-time job, because I insisted on keeping my phone in my pocket and never using it, instead of putting it in locker without a lock or security camera, that anyone can go through. The manager found out by searching my locker for the past 3 weeks. Ironic. FML

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By Dana - 16/11/2018 15:30

Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML

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By creepedoutlady - 16/08/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 22:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML

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ASLGabby 9

Monday 13 February 2017 0:09

Fun fact: that's technically illegal. To look more like an asshole, call the cops on everyone!

MidnaLink 33

Monday 13 February 2017 0:05

Unlocked means password free. Did you not think people weren't going to treat you like a Starbucks?

Comments

Catdragon 40

Monday 13 February 2017 3:26

I'd give them all bills for the past few years.

Hippo_Holiday 19

Monday 13 February 2017 3:36

Its also time for you to get protected, just not by a password

Hippo_Holiday 19

Monday 13 February 2017 3:36

Its also time for you to get protected, just not by a password

Hippo_Holiday 19

Monday 13 February 2017 3:37

Its also time for you to get protected, just not by a password

DamnGina 3

Monday 13 February 2017 5:55

Ask each person for $20... You'll have a slightly slower connection but you'll MAKE money on your wifi bill!

Sinshine 28

Monday 13 February 2017 6:10

I really wonder how people knew it was your Wi-Fi. Did you go out of your way to make it to something identifiable but still deliberately not put a password? If so, that's a huge "Please get me in trouble!" sign!

ShotaSammy 17

Monday 13 February 2017 6:43

They probably pulled up the thing and set the name to like "Op's wifi" or something and then when prompted to set a password clicked no because at the time, they weren't really aware of it being a problem. Then two years later they realised that wow their internet is slow maybe something is going on and someone id using it. So they thought about ot (or called the conpany to ask) and refound the settings and put one on

zaidthunder1 27

Monday 13 February 2017 6:25

Really, YDI, since you should have password protected the WiFi password when you actually got it.

OhPuhleeze 23

Monday 13 February 2017 7:53

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again? Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.

Allie614032 34

Monday 13 February 2017 9:01

YDI. You're lucky no one else locked you out of it, just leaving it open like that. (Yes, people, that's possible. My dad did it to our neighbours as a joke before.) Then you'd have had to do a lot of work to get it back under your control again.