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By Gus - 13/04/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I called out of work, making an elaborate claim my wife was sick, and that I HAD to stay home to take care of her, because I have never played hooky from work before. That afternoon, at a minor league hockey game as I'm buying a hotdog with my wife, my boss from behind me asked, "How's the fam?" FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

Hey Gus, how's the fam? What with you being fired and surviving on one or nil income because you're a moron?

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speedy_rudolf 7

first rule of blowing off work: stay the hell home (at most do a quick run to the grocery store). how did you not know that?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Hey Gus, how's the fam? What with you being fired and surviving on one or nil income because you're a moron?

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roryab 8

if he hasnt met your wife before, claim that this is your secret family and your wife is actually sick.

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speedy_rudolf 7

first rule of blowing off work: stay the hell home (at most do a quick run to the grocery store). how did you not know that?

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JasonThorn 20

Hey, OP, Earl Basset from Perfection, Nevada called to say, "Youuuu dumb SH!T..."

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