Can I make it any more obvious?

By itisobviouseinstein - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, a bible-toting evangelist on the street ambushed me and asked me what my religion was. I wear a hijab. FML
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20bricks 28

Tell him you believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, then spill a plate of spaghetti on his head to baptize him as well.

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MegasaurusRex89 28

People who do that really should be educating themselves about other religions as well. I hope he was nice about it at least.

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20bricks 28

Tell him you believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, then spill a plate of spaghetti on his head to baptize him as well.

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MegasaurusRex89 28

People who do that really should be educating themselves about other religions as well. I hope he was nice about it at least.

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upgradestorm1 20

Should have said "Hail Cthulhu"

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ImmortalSyn 17

Should have said "hail Satan" and started making up Latin chants.

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brendejafulable 41

why don't cha just tell him? obviously he doesn't know.

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backdoorman010 9

how is this an fml? you could have just kindly told him your religion and educated him

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interesting33 36

It was probably an opening line thing. But other religions wear head scarves I think too, though Islam is the one most prominent in the US I think. Not okay for them to accost you though

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backdoorman010 9

why didn't you just tell him your religion and educate him?

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quinn1184 25

you should've made an awful screeching noise and started babbling non-sense to freak him out

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