Painful and Health: Can't take the heat? - FML

Can't take the heat?

By moron - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped my hair straightener. The good news is I caught it. The bad news is I caught it by the iron itself. FML

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You deserved it 7 624

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MC18 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:30

Snapp...that hurts. 27... pull up your pants.

kristledaigle 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:21

I agree her pants looks like they belong to her little sister

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kristelle_fml 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:04

I would've let it fall

4ugu4 7

Saturday 14 May 2011 7:35

Ouch!!!!!!

Mario5491 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:38

My gf did the same thing only in her lap

sarahkhan93 4

Monday 16 May 2011 7:41

was it on?

sarahkhan93 4

Monday 16 May 2011 7:43

omg that's what I said too!

StinkySiddneyIsF 2

Thursday 19 May 2011 15:13

done that! it's reflexes... you don't think till it already happened. after getting burned that way, now when it falls my first impulse is to jump back 3 feet... even when it isn't plugged in :/

Crncj 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:16

did ya curse?

skittlemaster123 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 19:14

Been there... It hurts like heck and i have also accidently gotten my ear as well as my hair and i had a swollen ear for the rest of the day... i was a hosting a part later on yay lol

snugglebuddy101 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:19

Oh I feel ur pain it happens to me all the time

Coolguyt2 0

Friday 23 September 2011 0:36

You got burned

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Today, my best friend and I were playing Call of Duty when he said he had to go to the bathroom. Curious, I checked his phone. A text message read, "Tell your friend you're going to the bathroom and come eat. Pizza is here" from his dad. Apparently, I'm not good enough to feed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 059

You deserved it 8 155

Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 248

You deserved it 529

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Today, I saw the girl I like had posted a status on Facebook, saying, “I’m sick of being lonely, why don’t any guys wanna date me?! I think I’m gonna spend my life alone.” I asked her out once and she turned me down. When I commented this fact on her post proving her statement untrue, she blocked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 248

You deserved it 684

Today, I corrected my mom in front of our family while she was ragging on my 12 year old cousin who got a piercing. She said, "You don't understand you don't have kids, but on the other hand you probably never will!" I have Polycystic ovary syndrome, she is right, I probably never will. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 152

You deserved it 3 613

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML

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You deserved it 125 382

Today, my fiancée's ex sent me screenshots of their conversation. In it, he told her how badly he’d wanted to marry her, what a great life he'd have given her, and what a huge mistake she'd made by letting him get away. My ring, our house even our pets should’ve been hers. Gee, thanks for settling. FML

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You deserved it 163

Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 313

You deserved it 2 153

Today, we found a tarantula type spider in our shed so big it could only have been someone’s escaped pet. This thing was so big, even my husband said, "NOPE!" In the end, we used our neighbour's crossbow to kill, it because I think it grew that big by eating dogs and small horses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 760

You deserved it 244