Slick and suave

By EffUThen - 22/01/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I like had posted a status on Facebook, saying, “I’m sick of being lonely, why don’t any guys wanna date me?! I think I’m gonna spend my life alone.” I asked her out once and she turned me down. When I commented this fact on her post proving her statement untrue, she blocked me. FML
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core01 30

she posted about being lonely and your response was basically call her a liar and act like a child? golly, i can't understand why she wouldn't want to date you. it's unfathomable 🙄 you have the emotional intelligence of a turnip

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Chazzster 28

No one likes to be called out as in the wrong. My assumption is what she really meant was that no one she wanted to date her was interested in her... One big problem with living your life through the movies or **** or online is that the people you see there are all attractive, sexy, and witty. Real life requires figuring out where you stand in the pecking order and taking advantage of the opportunities actually open to you. Pining away over class royalty who were blessed by attractive good looks, charm, and wealth is a huge waste of time and emotion. Take a second look at the people who might actually be attracted to you and appreciate your attention. It applies to men and women. Both sexes have standards that can be hard to meet. But we are all individuals with pluses and minuses.

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dongdong xiang 10

bitches always block you when you catch them slipping. do yourself a favour and don’t waste anymore time on this bitch. here you are giving her what she wants on a silver platter and the ungrateful bitch has the audacity to bite the hand that feeds her. you dont need someone like that. you deserve so much better. find someone who appreciates you and doesn’t act like an ungrateful ******* cee u next tuesday

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dongdong xiang 10

I didn’t know calling someone out on her shit is “hating” It’s called ACCOUNTABILITY

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Rake 15

Because proving her wrong is just pointless and useless. He could have been empathic, for example saying their loss you are very fun and attractive person, someone will be really lucky to date you. Or use the opportunity to make her feel better about herself. BTW calling someone a bitch just because she rejected someone she was not interesting in is a very sucky behaviour

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Billsonhamsen 17

Simping is not the way to a girls heart. You got to be a little mean in a flirty way. Girls like that. If you treat them too good they will think they are out of your league and will loose interest.

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dongdong xiang 10

You dont understand shit bruh. Shes a bitch coz she has the audacity to complain that no one wants to go out with her when she deliberately rejected OP. It’s like getting locked inside a grocery store and you starve. Hypocrisy is not a virtue and OP dodged a huge bullet.

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Chazzster 28

No one likes to be called out as in the wrong. My assumption is what she really meant was that no one she wanted to date her was interested in her... One big problem with living your life through the movies or **** or online is that the people you see there are all attractive, sexy, and witty. Real life requires figuring out where you stand in the pecking order and taking advantage of the opportunities actually open to you. Pining away over class royalty who were blessed by attractive good looks, charm, and wealth is a huge waste of time and emotion. Take a second look at the people who might actually be attracted to you and appreciate your attention. It applies to men and women. Both sexes have standards that can be hard to meet. But we are all individuals with pluses and minuses.

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core01 30

she posted about being lonely and your response was basically call her a liar and act like a child? golly, i can't understand why she wouldn't want to date you. it's unfathomable 🙄 you have the emotional intelligence of a turnip

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dongdong xiang 10

but she is a liar duh

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maverick83 14

Lot of YDIs on this one. I can't help but think that if the roles were reversed they'd be praising the girl and calling the guy a shallow asshole.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

He does deserve it. That doesn't mean the girl isn't an arsehole too.

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VintageReddress 13

Just because someone is lonely and wants to be with someone does NOT mean that you are an option if the other person is not interested. If she said no to you previously, she clearly is not interested and that did not give you the right to rudely call her out on her own post so of course she blocked you. Even if the roles were reversed and a woman commented that on a man’s post, it still would be a rude thing to comment.

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dongdong xiang 10

the bitch literally said “no one wants to date me” when OP clearly wanted to before. so thats a lie. shes a ******* liar and a hypocrite. she blocked OP because she got exposed as she should be. people like that arent worth it.

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Underscore_foo 4

Have got to say that I personally find it embarrassing that you called out this girl publicly. I know it sucks to get rejected but just respect her decision and don’t pay it any mind if she complains about her love life. Besides, if someone rejects you then they just aren’t the person for you.

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great_nate 26

Something to talk about privately instead of trying to make an ass out of her publicly.

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