Transportation: Can you cut it out?

Can you cut it out?

By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 04:28 - Canada

Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life-jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the life-jacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right, and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML

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By millzee - 17/01/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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no1askdu 5

Wednesday 26 August 2009 12:58

how does someone not notice that your pulling on there foot for 5 min

jldavidson34 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 12:58

At least if you crash you will still have a leg to keep you afloat

Comments

no1askdu 5

Wednesday 26 August 2009 12:58

how does someone not notice that your pulling on there foot for 5 min

filip_fml 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:57

#14 imagine the pervert who liked it haha

HahaYDI 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 21:58

He could be like the pervert on Family Guy...anyone remember the scene where he's on the plane and asks this kid to kick the back of his chair

roobear 2

Wednesday 26 August 2009 23:24

Definitely belongs on mylifeisaverage.com - sorry this is not an FML. This is amusing.

lol123mely 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:01

mylifeisaverage rocksss :]

luvtheknot 6

Friday 18 June 2010 23:29

that makes no sense all life jackets are kept under the seat for 2 reasons 1 so no one pulls it out for no reason and 2 to save space at the armrest

pickle_1994_1 5

Sunday 19 August 2012 11:10

They're in the arm rests in first class

jldavidson34 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 12:58

At least if you crash you will still have a leg to keep you afloat

icertainlysuck 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 13:04

Today, some little prick was on my plane and kept pulling my foot. I then proceeded to sodomize his mother. FML

sublime93 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 16:38

You fail so hard, that was stupid Anyway OP that's ******* hilarious

kirbs19 37

Friday 30 January 2015 7:51

OP is a chick

iFruit 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 13:07

LOL jldavidson34. But really, how did you not notice you were pulling on a leg? Didn't you see the shoe? And life jackets are almost always orange and yellow, I highly doubt that this guy's pants were orange or yellow. And didn't he say something? I'm sure he would have noticed if you were pulling on his leg for 5 minutes, even if he was sleeping. Many holes in this fml, OP.

Conor123 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 13:10

What makes you think that OP was looking under the seat? I assume she was reaching underneath, while sitting in her seat.

Underwhelmed 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:10

A shoe has a pretty distinctive feel. This op is either very dumb, or boring and not creative for making up this retarded FML which isn't even an FML at all.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:21

Agreed with 11

luvppl 6

Monday 16 May 2011 5:53

they r pulling our leg!!!!

lizzzie_fml 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 13:12

Thats why you watch the demonstration at the beginning. YDI

Vball6 19

Saturday 3 December 2011 0:39

Who watches the damn long demonstration?

mikuxxhatsune 32

Tuesday 22 September 2015 12:39

People that don't want to die maybe? But sometimes the videos only show it underneath your chair, and personally, I have never seen it under/near the armrest or a video which showed it near the armrest.

whathajel 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 13:14

hahaha. i think this is more of a FAIL.

cookiexcookie 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:20

what's up with people using this new word like "fail" or "win"? fail or win what?

jem1991 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 19:29

welcome to the interwebz

yazdmich 1

Monday 14 March 2011 21:59

WIN

gorguz14evar 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 13:52

He didnt mind.. other wise he would have eaten you alive. You deserve it.

MyzticHydra 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 14:00

rofl pwned yet i believe this is fake. 1 flying in anything besides 1st class is cramped and very annoying so anyone with a lot of patience would at least tell you or something. 2 if somone was touching my foot or something i would have pulled my foot back or asked them to stop after 5 mins, unless you are very young or something. YDI also because a life jacket and a foot doesnt feel the same

wtfismyfml 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 14:42

didn't the flight attendant tell you where the life jackets where? if not that is bad safety because you would have been pulling on that guys leg if you had crashed brilliant fml though!