Canvassing

By Anonymous - 29/09/2022 22:30 - Czech Republic - Mesice

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Today, I was alone at home. It was a boring day, so I just masturbated. Then someone rang the bell. Police and reporters were waiting for me at the door. There was a triple homicide and a suicide next door. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Were...you dressed appropriately enough for the interview? Did you even give the interview. Since you most likely didn't know about this murder-suicide incident, I'm guessing you turnt it down unless you knew the people personally.

Nikki 17

This post would’ve been fine without you telling us about playing with yourself

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Were...you dressed appropriately enough for the interview? Did you even give the interview. Since you most likely didn't know about this murder-suicide incident, I'm guessing you turnt it down unless you knew the people personally.

On the bright side, Post Nut Clarity should have helped with the interview. if they were all there (news) then the issue didn't likely happen while you were distracted.

How did you not hear anything? Did you just have the **** turned up that loud?

Nikki 17

This post would’ve been fine without you telling us about playing with yourself

Unless there was a cause-and-effect relationship between the events.