Money, Kids and Cooking: Cartoons ruining the kids

Cartoons ruining the kids

By sally - 04/11/2018 12:00

Today, my son watched some ridiculous Japanese cartoon about shokugeki cooking and is convinced he's the greatest cook ever by copying what happens in the show. He set fire to my frying pan, panicked, and dumped it in the ceramic sink, which cracked from the heat and flooded my kitchen. FML

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You deserved it 363

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By SadDad - 22/09/2012 18:11 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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Red Forman's spirit lives on

By amber s - 18/10/2022 22:00

Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML

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You deserved it 394

By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 05:00

Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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You deserved it 3 344

By Jen - 26/11/2018 07:30 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my son decided he wanted roasted marshmallows. It would've been fine, except he put the entire bag into the oven I had preheating for pizza and caught it on fire. FML

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Heart of Glass

By blahblahblah - 15/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was sitting on a stool by the stove while my dad was making stir-fry. The glass lid he had covering the skillet overheated and exploded. As huge shards of broken glass rained down on his only daughter's head, my dad's only concern was whether or not he would have to throw his food away. FML

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Gordon Ramsey called, you're an idiot sandwich

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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You deserved it 558

By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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You deserved it 64 141

Not the brightest star

By Anonymous - 30/05/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I watched on camera as my son tried to light a bonfire and set fire to my shed. Props to him, he ran to get my mini fire extinguisher from the car, but he pulled the pin then THREW THE EXTINGUISHER INTO THE FIRE. The dumb SOB thought mini extinguishers worked like grenades. FML

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Hair care

By hairball - 22/04/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML

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wysegirl 24

Sunday 4 November 2018 12:20

Food Wars is a good show but maybe you should teach him not to mimic TV shows...

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 17 October 2018 5:27

Someone isn't getting a visit from Santa this year.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 34

Wednesday 17 October 2018 5:27

Someone isn't getting a visit from Santa this year.

wysegirl 24

Sunday 4 November 2018 12:20

Food Wars is a good show but maybe you should teach him not to mimic TV shows...

IAmClay 24

Sunday 4 November 2018 14:43

Figured it was that one lol

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 4 November 2018 14:49

If he ever has the courage to try cooking again, encourage him and help him out.

darkshadus 10

Sunday 4 November 2018 15:00

just make him in charge of napkins from now on problem solved

mrhappynottms 7

Sunday 4 November 2018 15:36

-plays dramatic music- “Food wars... food wars never changes...”

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 November 2018 17:13

How did the food turn out? I’m guessing great.

ciph3r 10

Sunday 4 November 2018 18:15

Holy flaming frying pans Batman, how the hell to you set a metal pan on fire??

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 4 November 2018 20:11

My guess would be he was trying to flambé, got a little carried away, and set the pan aflame.

swervelol 28

Sunday 4 November 2018 18:18

Well Soma was taught how to cook by his dad for his whole life. You could turn it around and cook with him just like in food wars!

Takegami 22

Sunday 4 November 2018 23:27

Shokugeki no Soma. Food wars Don’t try this at home

rickAUS 22

Monday 5 November 2018 0:45

The pan would have MELTED before the heat from the fire actually did any damage to the sink. Chances are it cracked from the pan being thrown in there out of panic. Edit: And even cracking from a pan being thrown in, in panic, would have required a fair bit of force sink ceramic sinks are usually 1" thick at least.