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Cats > People

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Craftsbury

Today, while working, I thought, "I wish my kittens could text so I could talk to them throughout the day." Then I realized, I'm that cat lady you read about. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 5 March 2013 18:59

You mean that I read about on FML yesterday? You're the one who needed the intervention? How did that work out for you? I hope it didn't leave you catatonic.

perdix 29

Tuesday 5 March 2013 19:00

Why don't you set up a web cam at home and have Skype Chats with them? In French, that would have been a great pun, zut alors!

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eyesmile27 7

Tuesday 5 March 2013 22:16

Cats can be wonderful though. Especially when you're feeling down, they can just purr and make you feel all warm and toasty inside.

Minim_fml 3

Tuesday 5 March 2013 22:18

Meow to that.

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 5 March 2013 22:38

Op: So, what ya guys doin Kitty: We're bored, so were catbreading. Btw, we need more bread...

PunkySpunky78 15

Wednesday 6 March 2013 0:54

To the op I wish that too Us cat ladies got to stick together

sxm 13

Wednesday 6 March 2013 1:42

Get help before its to late.

CheeseHater 23

Wednesday 6 March 2013 2:03

I have two cats, one that hates me and one that loves me. When I'm at school or at work I sometimes hope they would come to me so I could pet them. It's called being bored, not crazy.

cassey_lea 15

Wednesday 6 March 2013 3:46

me to dont worry op your not alone

ErictheRed 5

Wednesday 6 March 2013 8:52

What kind of people do you hangout with?

alexafml 5

Wednesday 6 March 2013 20:57

I love my cats, I have two and th downstairs neighbors have kittens, I want another one so bad but I have enough. And I love them and miss them when I am away for too long. They're the best!

Snowcones 14

Thursday 7 March 2013 3:13

So? Look, Dr. Seuss was THE Cat man, and he drew famous paintings of cats! On the other hand, he cheated on his wife who had cancer.

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