Clothes, Cats and Animals: Caturday surprise ! - FML

Caturday surprise !

By baxeh - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my cat pissed all over my work clothes. They weren't even on the floor, she knocked the hanger down just so she could use them as a toilet. FML

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julian0605 9

Friday 28 February 2014 8:43

Your cats IQ is incredible

Nilorak 24

Friday 28 February 2014 11:26

Don't you mean "pissessed"?

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MelaSweden 1

Friday 28 February 2014 21:29

Smart kissemiss ^^

truesarrif 33

Friday 28 February 2014 22:23

YDI for owning a cat in the first place. get a dog

TheCrispyCat 20

Friday 28 February 2014 23:38

I'm sorry.

xyluna 5

Saturday 1 March 2014 1:06

don't keep a pet.

wickedalwayswins 7

Saturday 1 March 2014 5:36

Meee owchhhh

BJA_fml 4

Saturday 1 March 2014 5:37

If this is not normal behavior, she could have a problem that needs to be checked by a vet. Or, she doesn't like her litter. Or, you've pissed her off and you deserved it.

wickedalwayswins 7

Saturday 1 March 2014 5:39

Blame it on the meow mix! Meow we include superior intellect and urination skills.

KaylaTackett 18

Saturday 1 March 2014 5:59

Maybe keep your closet closed?

clemons63 6

Saturday 1 March 2014 8:38

It's going out to the field

MandieL 27

Saturday 1 March 2014 16:09

Was her litter box clean? Some cats won't use it if it is not. Sucks to be you though.

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