Caturday surprise !

By baxeh - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my cat pissed all over my work clothes. They weren't even on the floor, she knocked the hanger down just so she could use them as a toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 086
You deserved it 5 070

Comments

EmsyyyRose13 24

It was the first step in her diabolical plan to enslave us all.

skipper2009 18

You pissed her off over something. Better figure it out before...

jellenwood 35

Cat urine is so hard to get out of things!

Nature's Miracle. That stuff is amazing. Don't clean it with anything else first or it doesn't work as well.

She wants them to smell like her. That's why cats rub against your legs as well. Try wearing your work clothes around your cat before/after work so she can rub against and scent them. Way better than her peeing on em.

You posted this twice and it's not really correct unless the cat is spraying not peeing. Peeing means she's upset about something--a dirty litterbox, lack of attention.. I learned the hard way that if I go to sleep after a 12 hour shift without saying hello to my cat that he will pee on my leg. It's also possible the cat is sick and trying to signal your attention, OP. Clean up it's box regularly and give him lots of attention before and after work. If it persists, I'd say that warrants a trip to the vet.

She just wanted to let you know who is the boss and it's definitely not you.

You need to show cat that YOU are the boss! My mom has a cat that sprays her and my sister's things. It doesn't dare to do it to MY things, because it knows nothing good will result from it. And after teaching the cat not to spray my stuff, it still likes me the most :P

Is your cat fixed? I would suggest taking the cat to the vet. Spraying on anything in your house is not good. Also unless you use a black light you may not know that your cat sprayed something of yours as well.

gremlin_bros 19

I think I would be having one less cat around or at least in my house!

My cat ninja pissed in a pair of cheap boots once, I found out the gross way... After tossing the boots I yelled at her so loud... When I calmed down I felt horrible though she probably just needed more playtime and attention or a clean litter box. After that I made sure to clean the litter box more often. I've had her for over two years now and it never happened again. Pay more attention to your cat OP she is trying tell you something. Also she might need a trip to the vet, cats that are ill can do some crazy stuff.