Sex, Embarrassing and Wanker: Caught in the act - FML

Caught in the act

By urmommmm - 22/08/2009 16:25 - United States

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Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By Saphira - 11/11/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to a surprise birthday party for a friend. Everyone was hiding and waiting to yell "Surprise!" when I got a call from my mom. I was loudly discussing family gossip and trying to get my mom to hang up when the door opened. Everyone yelled "Surprise!" and then turned to stare at me. FML

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By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 18:02 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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aznboytellem 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:03

WERE U PLAYIN POKEMANZ?

tyhillman 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 20:57

Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you

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arsewipe92 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:32

ha ha at least you didn't come at that exact moment. Could have been worse, dude.

blueflame 2

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:32

I ate a grape and I did that... :P

x_Leopard_x 1

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:35

Lol, that stinks. I actually had to read the comments to understand what you meant. Wow, lock the door next time! xD

Icutu7 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:38

ok well I'm 13 and I know what he's talking about sooo it's just the dumb little kiddies who couldn't tell you the difference between a condom and a ***** =S

XxmidnightXx4545 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:42

Lol did you enjoy *******? XDDD Also happy birthday.

Panther_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:45

#16... u made me lol

inkedshadow 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:54

i'm 15 and i dont do that...still lock the door?! i wonder how awkward that morning is gunna be haha...thats...pretty funny...and kind of weird. well i would say happy birthday....but your parents kind of got rid of the "happy" huh? lofl

doc_who 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 4:55

I'd guess fifteen year olds would be sleeping at midnight. Or playing WoW and drinking Mountain Dew.

triplethreat13 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:02

i'm 13 and i know quite a few 15-year-olds. i know what some of them do at midnight!!!!!

flash3011 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:05

ok so you were playing xbox that not that bad

killpro 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 9:39

your not funny or clever

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