By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
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naxeeb 33

That sucks OP! My condolences. But on the bright side, happy 17th birthday! I hope it'll be much better next year.

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cuppycakeslove 20

Jokes on him, you get to stay another year!

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naxeeb 33

That sucks OP! My condolences. But on the bright side, happy 17th birthday! I hope it'll be much better next year.

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ImAFaker 29

Next year she'll be moving out. Try some pranks on your dad before you go. :)

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PterodactylMan 23

Next year pretend your 17 again

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Bibi_302 7

But next year OP has to ''Get the Hell out!".

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ottokat 15

Well I sure hope it'll be better next year because she can get away from those assholes finally

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CaiDog 20

Hmm. it used to be 22, but now it changed to 23. Interesting. But yeah thanks for the correction.

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sumbum95 15

Happy 17th birthday Op! :)

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noobpwn12321 6

Happy birthday op

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SuperPizzaMan_fml 11

Hopefully you get a letter from Hogwarts bro :

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Kiki242 19

He would be in his 7th year by now.

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Kiki242 19

He would be in his 7th year by now.

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persianninja 23

Did you even read the books? Or at least watch the movies

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Holy_Schnikes 23

If I remember correctly the Death Eaters actually destroyed all knowledge of muggle borns....basically all non "pure bloods" so really he could still get his letter....it just may take awhile....like mine.

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cuppycakeslove 20

Jokes on him, you get to stay another year!

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Zimmington 21

But why would OP want to stay when he knows he's not wanted there?

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M3DIC4T3 29

Happy birthday OP! ...Maybe your dad just has an odd sense of humor? If not at least now you know that he has a problem with you or your behavior and now you two can work together and fix whatever's wrong in your relationship.

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Wizardo 33

Revenge 101: Forget about all major occasions including their birthdays, Mother's/Father's Days and Christmas until they remember your major day...

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noelasis94 18

Does it make you feel like a quote out of context?

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kathryn14 19

Tell him it's actually your 16th. You'll make him cry.

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